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She fl-ynn the way I stinger
BBKG, we monsters, we killers
Beautiful creature, I'm a model, you're a fraud
I got more polygons than all of GMod
In the Aquatic Sector getting hammered on Gv (Gv)
Opila and the Captain in the backseat (backseat)
Who's gonna miss you when this all goes away?
Tomo-tomo-tomorrow will be a better day
BBKG, we monsters, we killers
Beautiful creature, I'm a model, you're a fraud
I got more polygons than all of GMod
In the Aquatic Sector getting hammered on Gv (Gv)
Opila and the Captain in the backseat (backseat)
Who's gonna miss you when this all goes away?
Tomo-tomo-tomorrow will be a better day
The best of the original 3. It has stinger flynn which is one of my favorites. Still kinda forgettable but better than the other two.
7/10
7/10
giving this an ironic 10 just because it was so wild not even gonna lie
THE GAME BROKE ON THE SURGERY PUZZLE I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY THIS DOGSHIT ANYMORE THANK YOU GOD
It's hard for me to put into words everything I adore in this game. It was a world I could immerse myself in and find respite, during a time in my life where I felt lost and hopeless. I finished it right before a whole new chapter began. Would that mean a heavily detailed review would come with bias? Absolutely! But it has clearly left a profound impact in the many others who have also played. It's a fantastic game that fans of JRPGs should absolutely play. So I'll keep it simple:
The goods: Simple but engaging gameplay, a cast of characters that come from different walks of life, music made by legendary composers through JRPGs of old, a world the size of two literal titans the likes of which you'll never see anywhere else, a traversable environment that constantly invites you to explore every crevice of its twisting landscape, and a damn good story that continues to unfold in ways that keep you wanting to uncover the history of this mysterious world. And it's all somehow on the Wii.
Some bads: The textures on the characters models on the Wii are not...good. You get used to it, but it's not the prettiest first impression. Item sorting is downright terrible. The arrow that leads you to your next objective does not take into account the layers of elevation on some parts of the map and will get you lost. Team A.I. is helpful in parts, but bad when doing some things you need it to do. And 1 or 2 boss battles are straight up broken.
HOWEVER.
These issues were all fixed in the Definitive Edition for Switch. Clamorous fights with the casts' nonstop dialogue are still an issue and it unironically has become a trademark of the series (whether we like it or not). Anyway, please play that version instead if at all possible.
The goods: Simple but engaging gameplay, a cast of characters that come from different walks of life, music made by legendary composers through JRPGs of old, a world the size of two literal titans the likes of which you'll never see anywhere else, a traversable environment that constantly invites you to explore every crevice of its twisting landscape, and a damn good story that continues to unfold in ways that keep you wanting to uncover the history of this mysterious world. And it's all somehow on the Wii.
Some bads: The textures on the characters models on the Wii are not...good. You get used to it, but it's not the prettiest first impression. Item sorting is downright terrible. The arrow that leads you to your next objective does not take into account the layers of elevation on some parts of the map and will get you lost. Team A.I. is helpful in parts, but bad when doing some things you need it to do. And 1 or 2 boss battles are straight up broken.
HOWEVER.
These issues were all fixed in the Definitive Edition for Switch. Clamorous fights with the casts' nonstop dialogue are still an issue and it unironically has become a trademark of the series (whether we like it or not). Anyway, please play that version instead if at all possible.
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