An annoying timing minigame that might eventually ramp up into jokes if you could get that far. You cannot simply kick the ball into the goal aiming around whatever obstacles are in your path, you must instead time the release with when the ball arrives, which varies a bit randomly. If you miss you start over. It's possible that eventually the obstacles get wacky, but one fuck up and you're back to shooting shots against the most boring goalie ever. Practically unplayable!