Maradona told me this was the best shmup he ever played. But this game stinks! It's only the third-best shmup I've ever played. Why would Maradona lie to me? I don't understand it.

Game sucks ass but I spent 30 minutes making a meme about the control schemes please click :c

I have made some mistakes in my life, but now having played Stahlfeder, I can sleep easily knowing i will never embarass myself as much as releasing the most boring, run of the mill, shit shooting game the same week as Battle Garegga.