The Nutshack: The Game is a free game developed by Lame Dimension based on a 2006 Filipino American adult cartoon aired on Myx TV called The Nutshack. The game features Phil Matibag and his uncle Tito Dick "Dickman" as playable characters in a classic platforming adventure to embark on a mission on finding out where the rest of the Nutshack crew has disappeared to.
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[Chorus]
It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)
It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!)
It’s the Nutshack, hoo-ah!
[Verse]
Phil’s from the 'Sco, Jack’s from the P.I
Horatio or Horat, so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack’s cool, he's lazy, he’s still learnin’
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil’s homegirl, God, Jack wanna keep her
But it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)
Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
[Chorus]
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)
It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I'm in that shit!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Don't forget ya boy Angel!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It’s the Nutshack! (This beat's knockin'!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Wow!)
It’s the Nutshack, hoo-ah!
[Verse]
Phil’s from the 'Sco, Jack’s from the P.I
Horatio or Horat, so big-eyed!
Tito Dick, “Dickman”, baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack’s cool, he's lazy, he’s still learnin’
Otherwise Cherry Pie, he's still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak of the week-ah!
Phil’s homegirl, God, Jack wanna keep her
But it’s not happenin’, neither! (No!)
Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe that reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
[Chorus]
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Explaining why we thought the Nutshack theme song was funny or how SiIvaGunner was so special is a task I'm ill-equipped to do in two sentences. Just know I was grinning from ear to ear the whole time, from when Sannae's theme played during the boss battles, to when I learned they gave Phil Matibag a multishine, to when I got a...familiar "game over" screen you'd know if you were a fan of the channel.