i probably wouldn't have played this if this didn't come with a zine i bought but i'm glad it did! i wish going to work was actually like this (i say as someone who hasn't worked a day in his life)

damn i really did have to go to work

Spongebob: "Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside. To not be in prison."