Reviews from

in the past


did more for the black community than martin luther king jr

One of the very few mobile games I play consistently. Bache is best girl

I used to play this a lot before I started Honkai Impact 3rd. It was fun and the girls were cute, but I just kinda forgot it and ended up uninstalling.

"Wouldn't it be insane if the USS New Jersey had crazy titties and called you honey?"
(This is the only mobile game I play and the only gacha to hold my attention really. Its fine.)

The girls are not very representative of the actual historic ships in their personalities, looks, and riggings, unlike KanColle - more waifubait, less sticking to history. But, at least it has actually decent gameplay (even if I don't care for bullethell), a dorm system, and gacha pulls (not just drops). It was also extremely generous with the 5 star drops last I played, which is nice. It being released for an international audience (unlike KanColle) is also a huge plus.

Overall: 5/10

Gameplay: 5/10
Story/Narrative: 3/10
Graphics/Visuals: 7/10
Audio/Soundtrack: 5/10


Definitely one of the most rewarding gacha games out there and you can’t really whale in it. If you like world war 2 battleships and anime girls well then do I have the game for you. They turned fucking guns into anime girls so why not warships amiright? I like it some people don’t, I don’t gaf so like 9/10

Big booby waifus, great game!

"Tomorrow is the day. The Day of Fates"
- Enterprise

Honestly probably the best gacha game.

Softcore porn. 1.5 stars and not 0.5 cause it's generous

you'd think a game as horny as this would be playable with one hand

Commanding a fleet, but anime. Pretty funny. Gameplay is boring. 5/10

This used to be my main gacha. It is one of the most consistently good gacha games, despite some hornyness and grinding. It is also the most f2p friendly gacha I've ever played. There is practically no reason to spend on anything other than skins you like and potentially the occasional storage expansion. There's been multiple UI improvements, some new gamemodes, along with some good collabs and cool event themes that have given me reasons to come back a few times a year.

Waifus were hot, story was ass

Durch das neue Update mit der Piraten Fraktion ist dieses Spiel für mich persönlich auf eine ganz neue Ebene der genialität gestiegen.

Azur Lane, an anomaly in the world of mobile games, emerges as a true masterpiece, one that even Shirou Emiya would appreciate. It's like the Markiplier of mobile gaming, managing to escape the shadow of games that "barely worked."

This game breaks all expectations, proving that the developers had the audacity to question what makes a mobile game great. Unlike the "shittiest lore" that's often associated with VR adaptations, Azur Lane makes it work in ways you'd never imagine. It's as if William Afton himself programmed this game, with a plot that's as intriguing as it is convoluted.

The characters in Azur Lane are a testament to its greatness, even though they might not combo moves three times in a row. They've benefitted from a historic battle, where Japanese history meets the battlefield, all while contending with the mind virus of William Afton. It's a chaotic blend that somehow works, much like the perfect union of McDonald's managers and M&Ms adventures.

Navigating through Azur Lane feels like a race in Sonic Mania, with gameplay that's smooth and engaging. It's a game that dares to ask, "What if a mobile game was actually good?" And the answer is a resounding "yes." In fact, it's so good that it makes you want to say, "I've been waiting for this," just like Akihiko from Persona 3.

As you plunge into the depths of Azur Lane, you'll find yourself echoing the sentiments of Freddy Fazbear: "I'm a robot who wishes to entertain in peace." This game offers an entertaining experience like no other, with depth and complexity that rivals the intricate lore of Danganronpa. And when it comes to keeping you engaged, Azur Lane has what it takes, unlike the monotony of tierlist.com.

In the grand tapestry of gaming, Azur Lane is a shining star, a "wonderwall" of a mobile game that defies expectations and delivers a truly exceptional experience. To end the review, let me leave you with a quote that may touch the hearts of all.

"Unlimited gaming works!"
- Enterprise & Shirou Emiya

Score 9.5/10

I don’t know about the game itself, but the fanart which came from it is a 5-star experience of its own.
Pass down the Sex.

as far as mobages go this is pretty boring . some of the designs are nice but thats about it


This game carried my 2020
>every day i would wake up and resource manage it, then get up the bed
>Love Nimi
>every night i wouldnt go to sleep without resource managing and train my shipfus
>every day i would spend time with my beloved Nimi
>every day i would work hard to oath Nimi
>getting obsessed with the characters and music
>keep strenghtening my fleet everyday
>mental sanity on the floor
>unninstall because i know i gain nothing from this
>install again because nostalgia but all progress lost
>still thinking about my ships to this day
This game ruined my life and wasted my time, and i enjoyed it

Game for cringe kimoi otaku weirdos. Only absolute losers would play this.

3 years and counting
repetitive gameplay and pretty bad story but i will ride and die for this game