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Basically a shitpost disguising itself as a game, and I love it for that reason.

All in all, it's not a great game. Extremely entertaining though, and the boss music toward the end goes way harder than it needs to.


Мощнейшая песочница в живом открытом мире. При этом не обделённая продуманным игровым процессом.

The game literally just boils down to holding the shoot button while you walk/run away from enemies.

(Game Pass) WTF IS THIS GAME?!!!!!

actually lowkey hilarious but i quickly forgor it existed

Not going to lie when I say this is the most creative and hilarious game I’ve ever played.

Ápice da aleatoriedade, fazia tempo que eu não dava tanta risada, mas... muito curto, queria mais

I don't understand how someone can like this. But to each their own I guess. I didn't like anything about this game past the character customization at the beginning.

BX#7
Comedy

Goat simulator simulator

BUT

Bad goat simulator simulator.

Had a few of my friends over at my place, and we decided to look at the Game Pass catalog for any games we should play. We decided to play Deeeer Simulator, and god it was the best decision we ever made. I don’t think i’ve ever laughed this much over a video game before, it’s just so wacky and random that it ends up being becoming a phenomenal gaming experience. From the very moment this game began, it was so confusing but hilarious. By the time the game ended, we had laughed so much it’s insane. We also got 100% for this game in about 5 hours, which was definitely worth it. Overall if you love random humor and need something to pass the time, Deeeer Simulator is definitely the place to go.

silly ass game that has some fun ideas but gets boring really quickly. I only really played it for the 100% and the ending was rlly fun but other than that it was mid.

Reviewing every game i've fully completed #15

Lixo, não presta nem pra pra ser aquele jogo meme tipo um goat simulator

Taking the “broken physics” style of video game comedy and combining it with more over the top randomness, Deeeer Simulator is a crazy utterly nonsense game. Games like Goat Simulator have pulled this off in an amusing way, while other games like Surgeon Simulator have purposefully bad controls being the source of humour.

Deeeer Simulator is just…random. It’s not particularly funny, and it’s not all that fun to play. You play as a human that has been transformed into a deer, and the main “aim” is to cause enough damage to attract waves of cops, then defeat them to unlock a boss. Most of this is done by collecting weapons, which all stack up (the first time this happens is one of the few moments which can cause a smirk, due to how they all just attach to parts of the deer). As you collect more of the same weapon, it increases in power, so you’ll get more and more powerful as you destroy stuff.

You’ll get attacked by police (which is the one part which has some actual creative designs), dispatching a few waves will unlock the boss.

Repeat this for the second level, and then defeat one final boss and…you’re done. Game completed.

You can mess around a bit in levels, play with some vehicles and the like, complete some terrible mini-games (which are so poorly coded that playing them resets the level), and kill some optional bosses, but none of it feels fun or compelling. The game itself is just slow and clunky, and most of the humour just seems like they got a kid to say some random words and threw it together.

what in the actual fuck did i just play.
it was amazing.

Does the game play well? No, it hurts my hands and barely works. Does the game look good? No, it literally has Unity store asset acknowledgements in the credits. Is it an audacious mess of ridiculous scenarios that feels reminded me of Katamari Damacy? Yes, yes it is. It's a bat shit game that involves killing gods and entering the void of space as a deer who wields lasers attached to their head. That's worth like $10 to me

we're still doing this alright


It's hard to rate a game when It's supposed to be bad on purpose. The whole point of the game is that its janky unfinished and terrible. One could argue that if a game is trying to be as awful as possible and succeeds in that it has achieved everything it set out to be. But if its not meant to be good then well.... it just simply can't be good.

"DEEEER Simulator" is not good. It's bad. On purpose maybe. but that doesn't make it any less bad. It's fun for about ten minutes which is at best the whole time you'll play it and at worst like a sixth of that unless you try to go for all the trophies. I'm not one to like to talk about price but the fact that this game is regularly 15 dollars is a bit absurd, especially with a 5 dollar DLC (Which might be deserving of that, I haven't played it). One hour can potentially be worth 15 dollars if its a fantastic game but since this is purposely awful the price point is a bit egregious. Goat Simulator at the very least had dozens of easter eggs and secrets and more things to do than just shooting while also being more affordable. DEEEER has some of those things but excels at none of them. It does however have a story of sorts to it. Which was funny for what it was but really just none of this game is really worth seeing yourself unless it gets a really steep discount. Its not particularly hilarious or creative its just a few semi good jokes and a way to kill an hour or two. It doesnt help that the jank is too much, the game is really frustrating to control at times and just made it less fun. Some of the boss fights are a bit of a pain but dying to them respawns you with more health. This is a bit silly but trust me in a game like this its challenging enough trying to play it normally. By design or not, this one isn't really worth your time.

Thanks for reading my little mini review on a game I played because I was bored and procrastinating. <3

Nancymeter - 43/100
Trophy Completion - 90% (15/17)
Time Played - 1 hours 52 minutes
Game Completion #151 of 2022
Game Completion #5 of December

This game was short. Too short to warrant it's price. It was kinda funny, but wasn't too good of a game.

Yeeeeeeaahhh....... I get it's silly but eh