Exoptable Money: Let's not pretend either of us knew what “exoptable” meant until we Googled it today. It doesn't even look like a real word.
Another “game” by Robert Brock, the creator of Presentable Liberty, and in Exoptable Money you do even less than you did there. There is no information nor instructions, simply a velvet-covered box with a red switch in front of you and a rope on the side. Flip the switch and the box comes alive with lights, spraying money up into the air and into your pockets. Pull that rope and you see the upgrade store, offering delights such as more bills per second or adding gems to the reward pool, fueling your finances. Each upgrade runs you the chance of seeing a letter from a mysterious Madame Sinclaire or Doctor Money while a short and ominous track loops indefinitely. Thank god it can be muted.
Things get weird. Like “blood is now flying out of the box”-weird. Eventually the box is spewing so much shit you'll struggle to see your mouse, which is obnoxious.
Exoptable Money is an idler, so as with Presentable Liberty there's an obvious element of “wasted time” here. By design, you do nothing while the game makes you wait until you can buy the next upgrade to speed up the process of waiting -- but while the game's speed is increased, so is the price for the next upgrade, re-lengthening the waiting and maybe making things worse. I've played several “normal” idlers and I think they do something dangerous to the human mind and I'd bet Robert Brock felt that way, too.
There's some good humor here. You only see letters from Madame Sinclaire after buying an upgrade, so it may be a while between them. She'll eventually just send you a totally blank letter in an envelope and you won't get an explanation until the next upgrade where she simply apologizes for the error. Basically two pointless letters. You can also pay 8000 bucks, a pretty steep price, for a measly three additional backgrounds to see. You likely won't even view these because you're going to alt-tab out of this game. Even worse is a tin can you can buy for $50,000 and it does nothing but make a “clang” when you click it.
Like Presentable Liberty, this is clearly a piece of media to make you feel something more so than directly entertain you, if that makes sense. I think it has an interesting mindset behind it and I'm happy I gave it a shot, but I don't recommend Exoptable Money simply because it's an idler that's pretty boring, takes too long to beat, and there isn't even a 3D room for you to interact with. While arguably an idler as well, at least there's a variety of mini-games in Presentable Liberty.
Another “game” by Robert Brock, the creator of Presentable Liberty, and in Exoptable Money you do even less than you did there. There is no information nor instructions, simply a velvet-covered box with a red switch in front of you and a rope on the side. Flip the switch and the box comes alive with lights, spraying money up into the air and into your pockets. Pull that rope and you see the upgrade store, offering delights such as more bills per second or adding gems to the reward pool, fueling your finances. Each upgrade runs you the chance of seeing a letter from a mysterious Madame Sinclaire or Doctor Money while a short and ominous track loops indefinitely. Thank god it can be muted.
Things get weird. Like “blood is now flying out of the box”-weird. Eventually the box is spewing so much shit you'll struggle to see your mouse, which is obnoxious.
Exoptable Money is an idler, so as with Presentable Liberty there's an obvious element of “wasted time” here. By design, you do nothing while the game makes you wait until you can buy the next upgrade to speed up the process of waiting -- but while the game's speed is increased, so is the price for the next upgrade, re-lengthening the waiting and maybe making things worse. I've played several “normal” idlers and I think they do something dangerous to the human mind and I'd bet Robert Brock felt that way, too.
There's some good humor here. You only see letters from Madame Sinclaire after buying an upgrade, so it may be a while between them. She'll eventually just send you a totally blank letter in an envelope and you won't get an explanation until the next upgrade where she simply apologizes for the error. Basically two pointless letters. You can also pay 8000 bucks, a pretty steep price, for a measly three additional backgrounds to see. You likely won't even view these because you're going to alt-tab out of this game. Even worse is a tin can you can buy for $50,000 and it does nothing but make a “clang” when you click it.
Like Presentable Liberty, this is clearly a piece of media to make you feel something more so than directly entertain you, if that makes sense. I think it has an interesting mindset behind it and I'm happy I gave it a shot, but I don't recommend Exoptable Money simply because it's an idler that's pretty boring, takes too long to beat, and there isn't even a 3D room for you to interact with. While arguably an idler as well, at least there's a variety of mini-games in Presentable Liberty.
cooklicker make money yayyy my cat got cut up and sold or something im dead
Money was made, cats were mourned
Interesting but like that's about it, you're mainly waiting, it's really good though with it's aesthetics and everything else
Interesting but like that's about it, you're mainly waiting, it's really good though with it's aesthetics and everything else
A história por trás das cartas torna o jogo interessante ao criar uma crítica capitalista, mas desses jogos onde você tem que fazer mais e mais dinheiro, ele é o pior dos que já vi, por que é literalmente SÓ esperar, e isso obviamente é muito muito chato, é por isso que esse tipo de jogo é mais voltado para os clickers, onde pelo menos você tem algo pra fazer e contribuir pra progressão.
ENG: Wait: the video game. No, but seriously, it's horrible. The only thing to do in this game is to wait for money to come out of a box and buy things to make it come out even more.
I guess, through the letters that are coming to us, it makes interesting comments about capitalism. But it's done in the worst possible way. A pity.
ESP: Esperar: el videojuego. No, pero en serio, es horrible. La única cosa que hay para hacer en este juego es esperar a que salga dinero de una caja e ir comprando cosas para que salga aún más.
Supongo que, mediante las cartas que nos van llegando, hace comentarios interesantes sobre el capitalismo. Peeeeeero está hecho de la peor forma posible. Una lástima.
I guess, through the letters that are coming to us, it makes interesting comments about capitalism. But it's done in the worst possible way. A pity.
ESP: Esperar: el videojuego. No, pero en serio, es horrible. La única cosa que hay para hacer en este juego es esperar a que salga dinero de una caja e ir comprando cosas para que salga aún más.
Supongo que, mediante las cartas que nos van llegando, hace comentarios interesantes sobre el capitalismo. Peeeeeero está hecho de la peor forma posible. Una lástima.
En efecto Exoptable Money es Esperar: El Videojuego
Pero sinceramente Cookie Clicker es basicamente eso, este juego fue hecho para aprovechar la popularidad de aquel juego y de paso hacer una critica al capitalismo
Y el que diga que nunca ha dejado Cookie Clicker corriendo de fondo mientras miraba videos o una pelicula miente
Obvio Cookie Clicker ofrece variedad en gameplay como una historia que es inolvidable pero esto... creo que esta bien para ser una copia de ese juego
R.I.P Wertpol 2018✝
Pero sinceramente Cookie Clicker es basicamente eso, este juego fue hecho para aprovechar la popularidad de aquel juego y de paso hacer una critica al capitalismo
Y el que diga que nunca ha dejado Cookie Clicker corriendo de fondo mientras miraba videos o una pelicula miente
Obvio Cookie Clicker ofrece variedad en gameplay como una historia que es inolvidable pero esto... creo que esta bien para ser una copia de ese juego
R.I.P Wertpol 2018✝
Playing this and then Presentable Liberty is..... well I mean it's a journey
Meow :(
It's an incredibly slow game, which doesn't work like your regular clicker game.
You wait for money to come out and then you upgrade the money machine and then wait some more and repeat until you max out everything and then win.
The overall interactivity you can have with the game is pretty limited, which hurts it a lot.
You wait for money to come out and then you upgrade the money machine and then wait some more and repeat until you max out everything and then win.
The overall interactivity you can have with the game is pretty limited, which hurts it a lot.
Capitalismo simulator 2021