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idk how i even bothered finishing these games

This review contains spoilers

These games keep getting worse as they go on. The Story is that 2 kids play Hide N Seek until their mother dies in an accident, and that leads to the Neighbors son killing his sister, which leads to the first main game, the Story itself is very upsetting, now I wouldn't mind the story, if it wasn't for the fact that the protagonist killed by their sibling unintentionally, before the main game starts is too similar to FNAF 4. The Characters are nothing to chat about, the Daughter is who you play as so you don't know much about her outside of positivity, and enjoying dolls, Hide N Seek, and is scarred of heights, and the son went from a boy who I wanted to help in the first game, to a boy who deserves the worst things possible to happen to him. The Graphics are the same as the first game, they look awful. The Gameplay has you play Hide N Seek by pretending that the room you are in is a fictional world, making impossible to not be found in it, while trying to solve random puzzles to advance to the part where you get caught, and move the story on, you can also hide in places even when your brother sees you, and the blur around the screen is back, and 1 of things you collect are brains for some reason, this is awful gameplay, and also worse than the first game, at least the concept of the original was good, here that fails too. Hello Neighbor: Hide and Seek is a game I will be hiding from for the rest of my life.

This game is the definition of a bad game
I have tried to play this and nothing worked: the audio, the lobbies, invite a friend.
Then, when I finally got to play the actual game, I had to realize that the whole gameplay is just garbage and full of bugs.
Played in summer 2022.

Ah yes a very necessary prequel. I was just dying to find out how Mr. Wilson got his depression and desire to build totally well constructed structurally sound additions to his home. Very realistic.

this is pure garbage. I'm so pissed I wasted 30€ on this game


trying to progress without watching a gameplay tutorial gave me a headache

I spent an hour in the first level, beating my head against the moon logic puzzles and repeatedly behind harassed by a child who was not scary. The game then caused several key items to clip out of the world, making the core puzzle impossible to solve. Restarting the level, I managed to solve the rest of the puzzles in the first level after an hour or two, but the child kept catching me out of nowhere, repeatedly resetting the objective slightly. This was not scary. This was not fun. This went on for 3 and a half hours before I gave up.

I think there are worse games than this, I wanted to go in and appreciate what it did well. Instead I was in a hell of my own devising, slowly whittling away any joy I was feeling and leaving me a desiccated husk.

Thank you KiwiVee for gifting me this game! It's possibly the worst thing I've ever played.

Won‘t be touching this one again anytime soon.

Somehow they made hello neighbor worse, now the whole game is pretty much just platforming, But don't worry, Johnny the level designer who just so happens to be on LSD 24/7, came back for level design.