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This review contains spoilers

Absolutely BONKERS!! Pretty fun.

I watched all the possible sceneries and they're all very entertaining, but my fave has to be the sentient cow udder that gets abducted by a ufo... amazing.

Everything in this game is unexpected

a nice 10 minutes (that's what she said 😪)


This game is so goddamn bizarre. It's like a Cyranek music video but interactable. There's a lot of grossness in it so be warned. I wish there was a way to skip through the animations, because although they're cool the first time you see them, they get really tedious when you're going through in the end trying to unlock all of the endings for the routes. In that same vein, you're able to reset instantly using the right click, but I wish it was like, right click to go back to the last choice you made. I could see why that could make the game too fast and easy, but it would also come in handy if you're trying to see all the endings and accidentally misclick or something when you're super far in a route. Especially because the game has nothing else to offer EXCEPT these choices and animations.

Seed game, very weird but kinda makes sense.

Interesting concept, but they way that we must find things repeatedly is a little bit jarring.

A wierd short interactive "digital toy". You just click something, and then something wierd happen that lets you do more wierd stuff. It has Cyriak vibes.
Worth to kill 15 minutes.

Mitoza - A Review

Me: Can I unlock possibilities with a seed?
Mitoza: Please don't embarrass us with this question

That's the game. It's surreal madness for the distracted soul.

A cute little throwback to flash toys you’d see scattered about the internet with visual gags and weird art assets. Nothing amazing but doesn’t need to be, just a fun time waster for a few minutes.