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We will get to cosmic ocean one day…

A este juego le tengo traumas por culpa de un amigo, me sigue persiguiendo en la cabeza la imagen del putisimo perezoso.

spelunky is the kind of game i like thinking about playing more than actually playing. maybe im just a total scrub but spelunky just feels WAY too unforgiving at times, and while i appreciate a lot of what it does in terms of secrets and discovery, after a while it just feels like smashing my head into a brick wall, and i just get frustrated and give up. i like hard games, just not when losing one bit of hp makes me want to reset the entire run, because i know itll be a whole ordeal to get that hp back. i gave up on getting to cosmic ocean long ago because it just feels infinitely out of my reach, i dont feel remotely good enough at the game to do that, even after more than 170 hours of the game. dont get me wrong, spelunky 2 is phenomenal, it just gets a bit too punishing for my tastes


Pretty much the same as the first but bigger. The perfection required for Cosmic Ocean runs kinda bring the game down.

jogo difícil da desgraça

This game is to ADHD people what The Sims 4 is to autistic people. I will not elaborate.

The best game ever, maybe I will beat cosmic ocean one day, but the fact that that is true and I still love it that much shows just how well designed it is. Just a great game, spelunky 3 will be game of the decade whenever derek yu gets around to it

Mecânicas muito boas mas eu sou muito ruim

312 hours later I still havent beat this fucking game

Absurdamente difícil
Não passei do primeiro boss

An improvement to the best game ever made.

I've never felt more lukewarm towards a game I really liked

They replaced the damsel in distress with a pug, 10/10.

It took me a while to 100% but i had fun every single second. it's just so fun explore and find out the secrets this game has, every single time you play you find something new. its better not to say anything about the game since playing this blind is the best way to play it, but the fast pacing and thight controlls makes this one of my favorite roguelikes, you can learn and predict the terrain generation and its just so charming and creative.

quem é macho com pc bom cai x1 no spelunky 2

The most painful and rage inducing game I have ever played, the amount of frustration I have received over my hundred hours of playtime doesn't even come close in comparison to any other videogame. 10/10.

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After 1,5 years of playing this game on and off I finally beat it. This is genuinely the hardest game I've ever played. It is painful and absolutely brutal and I still have so many secrets to go for but man it's such a great game.

Love that robot, bet we'd be good friends.

bigger area than in the first game, good multiplayer

An amazingly hard game. This is what people should be calling “the dark souls of platformers” because it’s ten fold harder then cuphead, and really shows that hard games can be good and make you have fun, unlike your pathological and darkest dungeons.

cosmic ocean to wyzsze narkotyki w twoim rzyciu

they should make an easier version of this game just for me and call it the samantha version so i can finally beat cosmic ocean thank you derek :)

If Spelunky 2 could speak: Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant.
I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass fella!
You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to play my game sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to play blowing a dick daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose.
You should kys, NOW!
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble.
Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kys!
I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.


Greatest game ever made objectively

this game will never leave my mind
help me