Reviews from

in the past


Mephistophelian incantation of evil maths that control our world, the claws sunk into your orbitofrontal cortex (plutocratic)

The dopamine hits go crazy when they happen

i dont really get it, its just not for me

The dopamine hits can only last so long with this hyper scaling driving simulator. The luster of the game kinda wears off after a while.


cara, cansei do game, quem sabe um dia eu dou outra chance

I don't get it. Like if I played it on mobile, sure, actually somewhat fun time killer game but on PC??? Where I played it. Where there are infinitely better time killer games. I don't get it.

Good when bored, very nice maps.

Game #137: Vampire Survivors

A really simple but fun game. It's really satisfying to see your character go from nothing to extremely overpowered. But the overall gameplay loop started to get boring for me after a point.

6/10

Don't play it, this game is cocaine and dopamine.

This game is great, but it's too addictive. I had to drop because I couldn't stop.

Buen juego, aunque para mi gusto se vuelve un poco monótono después de unas cuantas horas

Que jogo gostoso de jogar enquanto converso na call.

dopo un po' la droga ti scende e tutto perde sapore

O alho é o melhor poderzin e ponto.

obscenely simple gameplay. Incredible

I come back to this game time to time to feed my addiction

I don't understand why this is so immensely popular. It's cheap-looking and very unengaging. If I wanted to walk around in circles while unfitting music played, I could just put on headphones and go outside. Playing this makes me feel like I'm thinking about playing a video game.

Good game for zoning out to a youtube video.

el juego está buenisimo pero no lo puedo disfrutar mucho desde la pc

me encantaría tenerlo en el celu

Dentro del género es una barbaridad súper adictivo.

Addiction boiled down to the raw.


banger roguelike with tons of different items, characters, challenges, and upgrades to choose from that also has regular updates

This game is laced with fent. Despite it's extreme simplicity and potentially ugly outward appearance after one hit you are HOOKED. I've gotten 100 hours on both phone and PC and got 100% completion in less than a month. Fun weapons, great music, absurd humor, and so many secrets you can organically stumble across.

Also somehow beats PvZ as the game with the most insane and funniest bestiary. (It's that good I had to mention it)

WALK, KILL, UPGRADE, KILL, WALK, DIE, WALK, GARLIC IS LIFE 10/10

Como que solo cuesta 4 euros???