Reviews from

in the past


Campaign is pretty cool but I never got into the multiplayer in this one.

This is the kind of videogame that videogame NPCs play when you walk past them while you're playing an actual videogame.

God these maps were god awful. Could not stand them.

im biased im going through a call of duty hyperfixation

"This game is so well written, a true return to form!" a passerby says, as I watch cartoonishly evil Russian #376 kill another civilian.

"FPS games at their finest" says a lobotomy patient as I play through a scene where you go through with kidnapping a wife and child and threatening to shoot them, and shooting right next to them, which is okay because they're the wife and child of a SUPER-TERRORIST!

"A truly deep story" says an actor from the "Your Mom Hates Dead Space 2" commercial as I watch the game blame a real world incident where Americans were shooting civilians on the Russians.

"Makes you love the franchise all over again" says the voices in my head, as I play through the scene where you play as a little girl doing Dead By Daylight loops around a gigantic cartoonishly evil Russian man who just killed your father and is now coming to kill you.

"oh sick is this the one where it was like the old ones the multiplayer is awesome" says that one guy you played MW2 with back in 2009 who always camped in every room and spammed OMA Noob-tubes, as I finally beat the waterboarding mini-game and am given my reward.

This game is fucking soulless, the old Modern Warfare games had a bit of a unique charm that you'd only get out of old IW, and the newer CoD games at least tried to have something unique going on, but good job guys, you proved that you'll eat this grey awful mush as long as it reminds you of what you had like 15 years ago.

Also the multiplayer is doo-doo buttcheeks, even Vanguard is better because it had the decency to at least give you Ninja as a perk.


The most recent CoD entry I’ve touched since I ditched the series. The game is ok, but it’s really stale in the shooting department and the rewards for playing the game are pretty bad too. Playing on Shipment was also like D-Day with the amount of camping losers the lobby had. The game also set a precedent for yearly remakes of CoD games which absolutely tanked their reputation. Warzone and it’s creation as a whole is also dogshit

Seriously, when Kratos tells you that his 8 hour dlc has more story than a TRIPLE A COD GAME at the game awards and proves you right, you fucked up as a franchise