Reviews from

in the past


I've done cocaine and it's less addicting than this

In many ways this is everything I hate about games. A dopamine loop shorn of any meaningful context or decision making. Numbers go up and shit dies but since you have so few ways to meaningfully interact with the game besides choosing what rewards you select it just ends up being a totally empty treat-treadmill. As a result, it is engaging in the worst way possible, somewhat similar to the mindless engagement one gets from playing a slot machine. It is utterly meaningless from every angle, and the only reason I don't rate it any lower is because it at least has the decency to not rob people blind with microtransactions, even if it robs them of their time.

Substanceless substance abuse


Es de esos juegos que crean generos.

Simple pero engancha mas que la propia cocaina

i lost sleep thinking about how i would play this game when i woke up

so addictive
buy

stopped playing this and holocure because it's cocaine and I have a life to go back to, but good stuff! way too close to slot machines for my taste, but at least they don't rob you of your money (only your time, which could arguably be worse)

I appreciate NSO's week-long trials. They're liked being lowered into hell and then hoisted out before it consumes me completely. I don't respect Vampire Survivors. I get it, though. It's a simulacrum of a game. It's satisfying to move the analogue stick in a circle for thirty minutes and watch the upgrades come flooding in. As an unabashed timewaster, it's pretty effective, but that's not the nature of this, is it? I will never play it again in my life. I know it's what awaits me afterwards.

Vampire Survivors really is as incredible as people were making it sound a couple years ago. Bodies go pop, numbers go brrrr, and I'm just having a blast experimenting with characters and builds! Excited to eventually get all the achievements and check out the dlc. It's only getting shelved because I'm stopping my gamepass subscription for a little bit and I still haven't picked up my own copy.

Still installed on my phone and I'm unsure I'll ever uninstall it. Jeez, what a way to completely lose yourself for half an hour. Simple and addictive and just a delight to see an epileptic nightmare of a screen with thousands of enemies exploding every second.

Un ottimo passatempo, niente di più

Simples, divertido e viciante.

Recomendo!

llevo muchísimas horas y me ameniza los viajes en metro

Parece una tontería de juego, y lo es, pero también es realmente adictivo, hay muchísimo contenido para desbloquear, muchos objetos para probar combinaciones e incluso modos de juego. Cada poco tiempo sacan DLC o actualizaciones y meten más logros y contenido, y es súper barato. Vale la pena

It was on my pending list, didn't catch my attention much, but given the buzz it's caused, I had to give it a try. It's been a good idea because it's a very fun game. An innovative mechanic that is simple but works. There's a wide variety of weapons and combinations that prevent the game from becoming repetitive too quickly, although it eventually ends up feeling repetitive like other roguelikes. The art didn't grab my attention much, but you grow fond of these Castlevania-style sprites. A surprise, I've been playing non-stop for two days, incredibly addictive.

Decent game. Shame it ruined steam for two years

jogo estranhamente bom, incrível como prende e alimenta em altas doses de dopamina tua cabeça vendo aquele amontoado de números em spam na tela, jogão.