Hey they got beck for this below average music puzzler!

Really wish there were more games that treated the audience and it's characters as well as this game did.

2016

Solid middle of the road affair that tries way too hard to be more emotionally deep than it should.

boy there was a lot to this game that you could fiddle with. More systems at play then I personally needed but still a lot of fun to see doom-punk great britain through the eyes of an uber-assassin.

A Hella masterpiece in choose-your-own-adventure story telling.

Oozing with style and a blast to play this game is just too damn long. I made it 60 hours and felt sated.

Rockstar's absolute mastery of creating engaging and breathing open worlds finally rams face first into their inability to make enjoyable single player missions that don't play like shit third person shooters from the PS2.

I love this game but I hate it's story missions.

An absolute master-class in hangout-itude. You can just chill in this game. Like really chill. Also you can do fantasy cocaine with elf prostitutes so there's that.

Once everything in this game clicked for me, it never un-clicked. It felt like playing NES games for the first time as a kid. So unfamiliar with what they might do, what rule they might throw at you and what trick they're hiding up there sleeve that it creates an authentic pervasive sense of dread.

Not the greatest Dark Souls but still *A* Dark Souls which is honestly enough for these games to coast on. A lot of interesting quirks that apologists will tell you makes it the best one but apologists are wrong.

"What if we just made Dark Souls 1 again but new enemies and shit? People really liked Dark Souls 1! We've learned a bit since then and we can really refine on it gang! C'mon!"

A bar somewhere in Tokyo where this game was born.

The Souls gang at their peak. Will it ever be this good again? Who knows but I hope so.

The perfect cocktail of rewarding combat, intriguing opaque world building and squishy shit that makes your skin crawl.

Unparalleled in almost every regard.

Do Androids Wet Dream of Electric Sheep

Oh I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walked 500 miles

to be there at Guillermo's door.