Every time you down three rum and cokes in a row, a disembodied sheep voice will tell you a fun fact about cocktails.

I don't know why, but dying in a 2D Mario game is 10,000 times more frustrating than in literally anything else.

It's like they got Beethoven on the soundtrack, Michelangelo on the art design, and then they realized they needed a game to go with it so they got a homeless man off the street to do the level design.