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Braid

2008

Aw man. It's ya boy, Soulja Boy, tell 'em. They got this game, right? For people who smoke or people who drink. Like, if you drink beer and you get drunk or if you smoke weed and you get high. And you just- anything, like if you- if you just be getting fucked up.

They got this game, right, oh no. This shit called Braid. What the fuck. Watch this shit. It's about this little guy in a- in a suit and he walk around. And he ain't got no point to the game, you just walk around jumping on shit. It look like Mario in the future. And there's Mario in the business suit with his hair dyed orange and a tie on. And he just walking around jumping and shit, but what's the funny part about it is you can do this right here, watch this.
(X)
YOOP!
Now if you didn't catch that, I just went back in time. For the whole game, he just be going back in time. Watch this shit. Like, if you about to die, he be like "AW SHIT, I'M GONNA DIE!"
(X)
"WOAAAAH!!!!!!!"

No ha existido mayor obra coditectónica desde Casos Extravagantes Poco Complicados, le doy mi máxima recomendación a este arte en movimiento, luderación pura y refinada, solo la pongo por debajo del juego del Inspector Geek, dale like si apoyas la deportación de los nigerianos a Madagascar.

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It says so much about gamers when the overwhelmingly consistent sentiment of Vampire Survivors is "This game wastes a tremendous amount of my time. Super addictive. Cannot put this down. I miss my wife. You can play as the doggo. 4-stars, exceedingly solid."

I still can't believe they got Mr Beast in this game.