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excuse me why does my silent hill game feel like I'm on an illegal betting site?

The advanced haptics on the Dualsense controller are so immersive, I can feel Venom coming inside me!

This review contains spoilers

When the Phantom Theives are celebrating at Universalland, Makoto brings up their previous trip to Destinyland like it's a fond memory. You know, that time Haru watched her father fucking die on live television

can we admit shit like this is game awards bait the same way that movies about movies are oscar bait

who the hell wrote the dialogue? why are norse gods talking like a bunch of redditors in a middle of a heated argument?

feels like the writers are actively working against the game. Every time I had fun with the game, I felt like it was despite the story and characters, not because of them. I’m sick of fucking condescending quirky dialogue filling AAA games now, it’s like watching the flanderization of an entire medium in real time. Just let me have fun with your god killing game! You can still be really fucking serious ™️ and sad ™️ in your story but at least fucking try to make your themes come together in a coherent way. The entire final act of this game hits with no impact at all, it all feels incredibly hollow. At least the combat is fun.

Terrible. Go to point A and B, kill the same fucking enemies, do the same fucking puzzles, make ridiculous objectives to make it last as long as possible, still gets called a "masterpiece".

Releasing the same fucking game over and over apparently gets it appraised if it has "Sony" in it.

Game market tested for people like Kevin Smith

Critical acclaim in this medium used to mean something. A game like Ocarina of Time, Metal Gear Solid 2 or Dark Souls would arrive and feel like they pushed the whole medium forward, now acclaim is easily banded out for any superficially impressive bore, such as The Last of Us and God of War: Ragnarok.

Or maybe I'm just a miserable jaded video game hater these days.

They weren’t joking when they said the love-de-lic, jrpg, sudaheads wouldn’t like the linear action over-the-shoulder AAA Jim Ryan Sony game

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