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There is a moment at the end of the games much talked about first musical section (Initiation 4 - We Sing) where we see Alan turn back towards the massively self indulgent song and dance literally all about him and smile to himself, implying that, despite being a literal nightmare, there is a part of Alan that genuinely enjoys the self centered torment of The Dark Place.

I have thought about this one tiny note of Ilka Villi's performance more than I have like 90 percent of AAA video game narratives combined.

A contemporary criticism that popped up a lot for the second game was that it was too short.

So it's nice to know that Rockstar really took that critique to heart by making a game that feels like it lasts forever where nothing fucking happens

I played about 12 hours of this and then went back and installed Oblivion again.

Oblivion fuckin rocks dude

Finally, a game that's willing to make the brave statement that slavery is fine if your dad did it.

this game revolutionized fps games in the same way Margaret Thatcher revolutionized Coal Mine Unions in 1985

Thank you "Nintendo" for the "Review Copy"

Good Evening, “Multiversus" was a 12 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

If your character action game has:

- Time Travel elements where characters from previous events are brought forward to interact with the current situation
- a villain wanting to shape the world to destroy any deviations from canon, so their universe stands as the canon timeline
- a weirdly adversarial relationship with its own fanbase

That ain't your character action game, that's the webcomic Homestuck by Andrew Hussie

h-h-he hey player burps This i-i-is the type-the type of fucking c-character I-I-I am. Other v-v-video games h-ha-have this type of character belches b-b-but i-in this video... this fucking video game it's f-f-funny, y-you might might think th-this would get REEEEEEEAAAALLY pretends to be sick really fucking a-annoying b-b-but we we're gonna p-p-p-p-p-p-p-point out the fact it's REEEEEEEEAAAALLY does a backflip a-a-annoying, so it it it's actually very very fucking funny.






This game costs £49.99.

This review contains spoilers

Did You Know?

Catherine: Full Body is actually a completely different game to the original Japanese Catherine as Atlus assumed the game was too difficult for English audiences.

This game is a retooled version of the Japanese Exclusive ドキドキトランスパニック which roughly translates to:

Doki Doki Trans Panic

Follow for more fun gaming facts.

outside of the very opening and the post credits scene, There is a single cutscene where more than 2 characters have a conversation at once in this ensemble cast Sonic game.

Nathan Fielder Voice

The Plan: Create a video game so grotesquely horny that it makes young men want to have sex to understand what real women are like, saving Japan's declining birth rates

incredibly elated to report that, much like the game itself, the launch trailer of this game (Set to grunge classic Bullet With Butterfly Wings by The Smashing Pumpkins.) goes so fucking hard.

Elden Ring could not do what Kirby does but Kirby can do what Elden Ring can do any day of the week.