Near enough the perfect video game. I could genuinely play this forever

I'm starting to think that this Iroquois Pliskin guy might've actually been Solid Snake

alright fine. NOW I'm a Kojima glazer

Pretty funky 20 minute experience. I hope it gets a full steam release one day, it's something I really would love to see more of

Immaculate. Should've won GOTY. Fucking livid there isn't a physical release for this game.

quite possibly the textbook definition of a hidden gem, the fact that this game has gone under the radar by most people for nearly a decade, only to barely surface as a result of a sequel is astounding.

haven't even gotten to see 19 inches of venom yet and it's already an 8/10

took me 3 separate Doom phases over the span of 3 fucking years to beat this game.

got the rank of trusted user tonight. almost cried when I realised it. gonna consider that beating the game. I've met some of the best people I know in this game, that and the hundreds of hours I've spent on it, watching movies, judging court cases and dicking around makes it an absolutely undeniable 11/10 for me.

This review contains spoilers

-Was Hungry
-Killed some filth
-Stole a few arms
-Angered a Divine Being
-Still Hungry
11/10 Game and the game's still only in early access