CarnivalKing
2020
I was gonna just say it was a 7 outta 10 but than Week 7 happened and became the best week.
2021
Here comes Niko! Here comes Niko! Right down Niko lane!
More like Mario Golf: Super RUSHED!
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Definitely a fun platformer and aged better than other games of its era, but seeing so many people saying this is one of the best games of all time has me pulling out the dreaded "o" word.
1994
The bananas have been slamma'd down my throat...
Wait that came out wrong.
Wait that came out wrong.
Definitely, a game that I would have lost my shit over if I was a kid.
Definitely a product of its time with the game pushing you to spend as little money as possible by helping you get sales on 4DS baseball games.
2016
This game slaps way more than it has any right to be, being a game on the apple store. So glad I was able to pick this up for free thanks to the free app of the day thing.
A zombie got a girlfriend before I did, and I'm proud of him. A fun little take on the zombie genre, about you trying to woo a human girl.
2015
This review contains spoilers
Today I will beat the gameshow to save my friend Ben and celebrate by pressing E. I'm sure nothing bad will happen...
I'm like 50/50 on the hype for this game being genuine and the hype being a meme.
2021
Just let me fix that poor guy's boat you cowards!
2002
Definitely the best Metroid game I played, and it's only a 7/10 for me.
Take this as meaning it's a 10/10 for people who are interested in Metroidvanias.
Take this as meaning it's a 10/10 for people who are interested in Metroidvanias.
2018
What a nice and cute story; I wonder what will happen nex-
Oh, it's over already. Huh. It's a fun game, but I feel like it was maybe an act short.
Oh, it's over already. Huh. It's a fun game, but I feel like it was maybe an act short.
This game was a perfect pick for the Online Expansion pass because I already was going to just play it once and leave it once I finished. It's a fun time from start to end; glad I played it, but I don't plan on playing it again.