The greatest Fromsoftware game. Anyone who argues with me will unfortunately be depicted as the crying wojak, while i have already drawn myself as the big muscular chad. Checkmate.

If Oersted has a million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Oersted has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Oersted has no fans, that means I'm dead.

This review was written before the game released


Yakuza 5 again opts for the multi-protagonist approach of Yakuza 4, but only changes one character out and lets us play as Kiryu's adopted daughter Haruka too, having us move forward with a deeper connection from the get go.

And my god is the gameplay fire. Combat is great with different styles for different characters and the side stuff actually caught me off guard. I did not expect to spend as much time as i did racing taxis and doing a fucking dance minigame, but i did and that high lasted til the end.

The plot is also not as messy as Y4, but I felt pretty underwhelmed by some of the final pieces. On the whole though, this game felt like such a reward at the end of the Y3, Y4 and Y5 trek

Was left utterly broken in tears at the end. Booted the infinite wealth demo after and went back to laughing. This series is so fucking special bros

If I look kinda out of it sometimes I'm fine I'm just thinking about the bit in Silent Hill 3 when End of Small Sanctuary plays after Heather wakes up from the nightmare

AAAAAARRGH AAAAAAARGH WOMEEN TRANS PEEOPLE GAY PEOPLE AAARGH AAARGH BLACK PEOPLE AAAAARGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!

Shut the fuck up. Go outside.

It would have been perfect for me if there was just a bit more to the gameplay, or some more interaction with the environment.

But goddamn just talking to all these characters for hours, learning about their lives and the world hit so much harder due to the minimalist direction, with an amazing soundtrack to boot. There's so much neat hidden content too that begs for you to replay it and find everything you can. Highly recommended for anyone into VN's or indie gems.

The English dub for this game belongs in a goddamn museum

Are British people really like this?

Arse Creed III is a good game. Parkour is a point of debate as it gives less control than the previous games, and the combat is almost frustratingly easy making stealth redundant. However, the story is still a high point in the series for me and had me invested to the last minute.
There were some really cool inclusions like naval combat that would become Black Flag, and the homestead that expands on hub ideas from AC2. It's not my favourite AC game and I understand the criticisms levied at it, but I'd play it any day over others.

Absolutely goated Jedi simulator. Very little shitty level design or ridiculous encounters from previous entries and it just perfects everything good about Jedi Outcast.

The story is a bit too generic and predictable for me to call it a masterpiece but the game is so damn fun i'd consider it a must play for any star wars fan