You could find flash games with more substance than this.
It's mind-numbing once you pick the correct upgrades, a coomer experience where you just see the numbers rise and the screen flooded with enemies you just mop over.

I could literally make an essay about how everything the game uses to appeal is a manifestation of all the dirty tricks we've seen in the last decade of gaming plopped into a single package.

Reviewed on Dec 06, 2022


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1 year ago

"in the last decade of gaming" - Boy do I have news for you, video games have always been like that since their inception. Even the so-called narrative "masterpieces" you gave 5 stars to use such tricks to keep the player engaged mechanically. And you know what? There's nothing wrong with that. There are far worse and insulting games to be mad about than a condensed package of ego stroking such as Vampire Survivors.