Games I Dislike That Everybody Else Likes

I'm sorry everyone, I tried - I really tried with this one, but this was maybe the single most miserable gaming experience I've ever had. The only positive I can say is that there's no shortage of content; between the base game and its 4 DLCs it will keep you occupied for a good while. Not that it's good content, but hey it's something I guess. Otherwise I think this is one of the worst things ever put out by a Triple A studio. It's got that godawful early-seventh-generation level design where it's just these gross, turd-colored environments that are claustrophobic, vacant, and not at all fun to explore - there are a ton of 'worlds' here but they all look and feel mostly the exact same. The characters are all insufferable as they spout the same embarrassing 'le epic lulz bacon gamerbro' humor which is actually so deeply unfunny that it fucking hurts (speaking as someone who loves juvenile/immature humor). But mostly I think the issue is that the general gameplay is totally braindead and one-note, it's what I would call 'fake difficult' - by that I mean that it doesn't actually challenge you as a combatant in a game that sells itself on its supposed challenging combat. Not that it's unfair or too easy per se, but the way in which it approaches a battle is super dated and childish - just piling enemy on top of enemy with zero strategy whatsoever so each fight feels identical, just move around and mash the trigger for every. Single. Goddamn. Fight. It's beyond vapid. Not to mention its looting/rarity system is pretty bad and doesn't really at all fit with the rest of the game. To say I hated it would be an understatement - the shitty, repetitive music has been burned painfully into my brain even over a year after 100%-ing it and all its DLC (which, sidenote, I actually vastly prefer to the main game even though I still think they all suck). So bad that it unironically felt like I died and was watching my own corpse play it out-of-body.

Reviewed on Mar 29, 2023


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