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The only thing you need to know about this game is that for every 30 seconds you spend walking in a dungeon there is a random battle that takes 5 entire minutes.

ATHENA'S NAME IS MAGIC
MYSTERY... IS WHAT YOU SEE

This game made me do they gayest shit I’ve ever done

How many times was Kiddy dropped as a baby to make him like that

I want to fuck most of the female characters in this game.

David’s 30 Platinum Trophies Before Turning 30

9/30

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: As close to perfection as one can get.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.5: Excellence incarnate.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: Amazing experience.
⭐️⭐️⭐️.5: Good game.
⭐️⭐️⭐️: Fun enough to be worth your time.
⭐️⭐️.5: Missed the mark in a considerable amount of elements.
⭐️⭐️: A trudge towards progress/completion.
⭐️.5: A great deal of regrets playing this.
⭐️: Truly disappointing.
.5: Kudos to anyone with a shred of bother.

The above rating descriptions pertain strictly to the overall rating after taking into consideration the elements below, for which I’ll still employ a five-point rating to get an average afterwards.

Graphics: 4.5 - One can see the meticulous detail put into building this game’s voxel cyberpunk dystopia. Neon blue everywhere, and reminiscent of Blade Runner and the very obvious Cyberpunk 2077.

Gameplay: 3 - Driving around to see the world is fun, just make sure to progress far enough to get vehicle upgrades that’ll make you more appreciative of doing so. Running around, however, isn’t as much. I think the ability to switch between first person, third person, and a side scroller perspective is great, but it also made it feel like I was running oddly when I was in third person mode. It didn’t help that navigating on foot felt like purposely made to be a chore, with convoluted paths which otherwise could have easily been a quick trip. Taking in the sights does make up for it, though.

Audio: 3 - Not much by way of soundtrack; the few that were there did complement your futuristic adventures. Voiceover was admirable, save for a few characters that sounded like they didn’t know they were recording dialogues, especially your character, who felt flat for a good amount of time in the beginning, but in my opinion, redeemed herself for the majority of the story.

Replay Value: 2.5 - Side quests had a lot of potential, but I’m delighted that there was a bit of variety. Making a decision to progress forward didn’t really have heavy implications, but it does add some replay value.

Story: 3 - The main plot felt disjointed. The themes and ideas were there, but it just didn’t seem to click together towards the end, which was quite unfortunate since there were the expected existential and philosophical questions inherent to science fiction that demanded more exploration. The missions that progress the story all felt like their own side quests.

Overall: 3.2 - It truly did feel like the sky high ambitions were there, but the execution was not as punk as was hoped for.

El juego que rejugué mas de 1000 veces, y continúo rejugando en pleno 2023.

Solid improvement over the already excellent Doom (2016). Level design feels more varied and the movement mechanics are incredible versatile, making combat feel more dynamic than the previous game.

guys what the fuck
i have never been more invested in a video game for 3 days straight this is all i was able to think about.
i have a chemistry exam tomorrow
i am so fucked