The most relaxing game where you can break your own neck because you turned three degrees too far to the left

The most charming game where you overthrow a small country, reveal that everyone in Hollywood is Jeffery Epstein, sell your soul to a devil so he can force you to commit several felonies, cause a massive pandemic in another country just to save it and be labeled as a hero, and finally fight a little girl with a mustache that could probably beat goku

How in tf is this a Roblox game, straight up just better COD