I know Goobert in real life and we're really good friends he lets me bum cigarettes off him all the time I love my friend Goobert.

About the same quality as Payday 3

All bullet heaven games should have the chance of crashing be a factor in the upgrades you take.

2021

I pingponged back and forth between I'm a genius and I'm a fool for the entire duration of my playthrough.

A mashup of Brotato and Backpack Hero without the appeal of either

I am not romancing you Troy Baker. You know what you did. Fun game though.

Me & Orbo did unspeakable things in Chechnya in 1995

Great little arena fighter. The enemies team up on you so you need to scurry around the room throwing shit at them like a little chaos gremlin which is very fun. About 4-6 hours of gameplay depending on how much time you wanna put into the roguelike mode. I recommend.

Sybil has the schmoovement. She also does not have pants and I am NOT turning them in the options.

More games should let you just fucking run away like a lil coward half way through the story