So, I'm sorry, did this game invent modern microtransactions? In the arcade in 1990? There's a fuckin shop in every level where you can buy new moves, better stats, weapons, and buffs for more quarters! As many as you wanna pay for! Help me out here - there must be a precedent for this but I certainly don't know it off the top of my head. Wild!

Oh, and uh, the game is also really, really bad. Like maybe the worst scrolling beat 'em up ever. Spending more money on it does help, though! Lol.

Reviewed on Jan 15, 2022


3 Comments


2 years ago

Holy shit????????

2 years ago

I know! I walked into the shop (they start you literally right in front of it, first thing you see, lol) and seeing the lady say "insert coin to purchase items" kind of broke my brain. And since this was MAME of course I just mashed the add quarter button like Takahashi Meijin and walked out of there like a golden god

2 years ago

Can u believe there are people who think I wouldn’t download a car