Every mechanic and design choice is meticulously crafted to make this a game where stealth matters as little as possible. This game aggressively hates being a Metal Gear game.

Easily my favorite mobile game I played as a tween. i would play this all the time on my ipod touch while blasting foo fighters and linkin park. Still a fun time tbh id recommend it.

(i love the doodle jump guys weird little nose too)

Hell yeah

THIS GAME IS SO UNDERRATED I adore it to this day. The food planet part is SOOOO fun and the soundtrack is just complete nostalgia

I don't like blocking

I used the whip. Don't use the whip

ha ha, I kill the funny fetus man

How the fuck do you play this game?

You gotta grind to get boat parts, and the combat is braindead.

All the fun of Zelda mixed with all the Horror of time management.