Only came back for the master chief skin, this game is still fun I guess

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“You’re fucking gay! As in homosexual!” -John Marston

how did this 21 year old game scared me more than any other piece of horror media that has come out within the last decade

I don’t know what's so evil within it?

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A game about a man afraid of triangles

Me and my friend were playing this at a arcade and some random kid came into the cabinet and grabbed my leg and that scared me so bad I accidentally kneed him

I’m starting to realize this game is basically the Truman show and we are Christof but we’re helping Niko leave

I begged my parents to get this for me for Christmas and I played it once and never touched it again

Fucking badass game for badass people

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I restarted the game just to play as Arthur again. This game is art

Would be 5 stars if everyone didn’t call you every 3 minutes

2018

I lost a friend because of this game

There’s a movie of this with Tom Kenny