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Let's get this out of the way now:

Fallout 3 > New Vegas (and it's not even close).

Kingdom Hearts 1 > Kingdom Hearts 2 (also not very close).

Rare's first few games with Microsoft are better than their last few with Nintendo.

Fire Emblem games are interactive Excel spreadsheets with generic anime characters.

Brütal Legend is the only fun RTS (unless you count the Pikmin games).

The Library in Halo and Cortana in Halo 3 are two of the absolute best Halo levels and if you disagree, you have shit taste.

Naughty Dog games haven't been any fun since Crash Bandicoot.
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Super Mario 64
Super Mario 64
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgames!
WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgames!
Star Fox 64
Star Fox 64

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Yeah, I was a sucker and I bought the Limited Run re-release. I watched the AVGN video years ago, it became one of my favorites, and this appeared to be "The Room" of video games. So I had to have a way to actually play it instead of just watching others play it (especially after the best way of playing it before, through YouTube, was rendered useless after YouTube removed the annotation feature).

And I can honestly say I don't regret spending money and physically adding this game to my collection at all. To all of the people saying "It's not even so bad it's funny. It's just bad", I highly disagree. There's even a lot of really funny shit that the AVGN didn't mention.

Though, unlike The Room, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is often trying to be funny. The humor comes from its failure in this respect lol

The more I think about it, the more seriously let down I am by Tears of the Kingdom.

It's still fun to explore and interact with the world, but it really doubles down on all of the problems of BotW. Even the things that didn't bother me in that game become a chore here.

The only really fun addition is the new abilities. It's definitely fun to drop boxes and stuff on enemies' heads.

Poor performance. So much lag and pop-in issues. It's really pathetic.

I still hate how there are no real dungeons. We should be able to have a huge, expansive world and proportionally scaled-up dungeons.

The sky is boring. The depths are boring. Y'know what the depths should have been? The Twilight Realm. It should have been an entirely new map the same size as Hyrule, ala Johto in Pokémon Gold. And they should have brought Midna back.

Iwata-san, you are sorely missed. 😔