Ten Yakuza platinums made me a fucking virgin!

Didn't know cyber space ninja job included grinding for 300h

Racism for kids

I liked the part where I drived the car and then commited theft

At first its ugliness and being awful in general is charming. But absurd difficulty and bugs ultimately makes you regert playing this.

There is a character named Jesus that kickdrops zombies into oblivion so yeah, good game.
Ending is pretty lame though.

Zero Escape did some of this better, but the optimistic frutiger aero mood and atmosphere this game had going on is glorious. Far from perfect and I still love it to pieces. If you don't mind shitty pacing and an increase of slice-of-life characterization content over the sci-fi, it's a good read. Nails the ending.

Stardew Valley só que pra gays de tumblr.
O jogo é divertido, mas a progressão é lenta e meio esquisita, então com o tempo fica bem mais enjoativo do que outros jogos do tipo

Like Ocarina of Time but oldier and uglier

Could you please like my review? (points at your screen while holding a shotgun with a cat attached)