I wish I was in a time loop, reliving the few seconds it took to uninstall this dumpster fire from my Xbox.

The Legend of Zelda: Biggest Fucking Disappointment of the Wild

A game with no style and less substance. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Maybe if the rhythm sections weren't just glorified Simon(e) Says games, THEN it might warrant half a star. I didn't care about the characters and I cared less about the story. Anyone who appreciated this game is wrong and should feel bad if they think otherwise.


This one had all the right things seemingly checked off:
Play as an animal? Check.
Reminds gamers of A Link to the Past? Check.
Provides a challenge? Check.
When a game is advertised as being a cross between A Link To The Past and Dark Souls, but without anything in it to remind me of A Link To The Past and with the only thing to remind anyone of Dark Souls is its difficulty and inability to tell a proper story, then this game becomes nothing more than a soulless dumpster fire.
But of course this game received all of the accolades because it's an indie game! All hail the lone devs just trying to make ends meet...the unwashed masses do not give a fuck about the quality of the game as long as it's unique. A homeless beggar on the street deserves more than whatever was paid for this shit. Thank fucking Christ for Xbox Game Pass.

A futile attempt at style with zero substance. At its base, it is nothing more than a quirky walking simulator. Anyone attempting to draw comparisons between this and Ace Attorney need to jump off a building and end it all right then and there. The characters are not interesting, the case files and lore are a mess(ershmitt's reaver), and the story is trash. The normies will like up in droves though all because it's a quirky indie game. All hail the Indies apparently!!! Gaming as a hobby is fucked.

5 stars for 100% completion in less than 30 minutes. 0.5 stars for quality of game

I'd give this a 4 if my save file didn't break 🤔🤔🤔