I'm so glad I'm out of high school so I don't have to deal with this kind of bullshit highschool drama anymore.

Too many daddy issues in this damn hotel.

A story this good and a universe this well thought-out doesn't deserve such boring gameplay.

Has there ever been a game with visuals so pretty yet writing so atrocious?

Not a bad spin-off, until it was repeated 3 goddamn times.

I feel like I need to go to an AA meeting after finishing this.

None of this would've happened if you perverts didn't try to rewind the sex scenes.

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Putting down you like foreplay during sex made the cop reveal more cleavage was pretty funny.

Heather is hands down one of my favourite video game characters ever.

2022

I'm willing to be a bit more forgiving with the obtuse puzzles and laughable combat when the art design and atmosphere is this fucking jaw-dropping.

Not a fan of the art style, the controls can be a bit clunky, and the delivery can get a bit heavy-handed as well, but I enjoyed every single interaction with Mitzi and found her to be one of the better secondary characters in a video game.

As a nosy guy this game is addicting.

I'm glad this dude got kicked out from Playdead.

Lighter on plot and characterisation compared to Frictional Games' previous efforts, but it also bolstered the best in terms of gameplay and suspense.