Hidden_Squid
2013
Why are you like this
Saw all the twists coming from a mile away but didn't take away from the emotional impact. Had a really fun encounter get all the biggest enemy types to fight each other.
Awakened my latent paternal instinct.
2016
GIVE US YOUR SWEAT
I can't believe I only discovered fast travel during the tail end of the last chapter.
2010
"You're pretty good! Just what I'd expect from the game with the same developer as GTA."
2013
Good times, good times... mostly. Rockstar needs to stop trying to make mundane stuff fun. Online was boring except when I became an axe murderer.
2008
Despite taking some steps back in a few areas, enhanced physics and surprisingly good writing keep this one memorable for me.
"YOU PICKED THE RIGHT GAME FOOL!"
More like niiicccee city...
given an extra quarter star solely due to the soundtrack.
given an extra quarter star solely due to the soundtrack.
2001
Picture this:
Because your guns get reset every time you die, you've gotten used to saving in between every single mission and resetting to that point whenever you die. You've been stuck on this same mission for about half an hour by this point, and you are resetting to attempt it once more. However, this entire playthrough the text on the menu has faded in extremely slowly. You mistakenly click "Erase saved game" instead of "Load Save Game". You are 3 missions from the end of the game. You are me.
Because your guns get reset every time you die, you've gotten used to saving in between every single mission and resetting to that point whenever you die. You've been stuck on this same mission for about half an hour by this point, and you are resetting to attempt it once more. However, this entire playthrough the text on the menu has faded in extremely slowly. You mistakenly click "Erase saved game" instead of "Load Save Game". You are 3 missions from the end of the game. You are me.
SOOOOOO MUCH FUNNNNNNNNN
BUT THE STORY IS SOOOOOOO DISAPOOOOIIINTTINNNGG
oh whoops I left caps lock on my bad imagine that
BUT THE STORY IS SOOOOOOO DISAPOOOOIIINTTINNNGG
oh whoops I left caps lock on my bad imagine that
Would be the best game tutorial ever if it had Bruce Cambell making fun of me.
DIG THESE CHILD BEARING HIPS BABY!!!
I pity anyone who dosen't get that joke.
I pity anyone who dosen't get that joke.
I can't quite place it but this one just doesn't really do it for me, not bad by any stretch but just feels like its missing something.