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Every day that passes, this game ages worse and worse.
PBG will save us all!

(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

Did you know that if you type up "Katamari" in Google and click on the Katamari ball, you can play Katamari and roll up the Google search results! Do you want me to show you?

(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

[Dad: What score are you thinking]

[CatTheCutest: A five!]

[Dad: A five?? Are you sure?]

[CatTheCutest: Well, a four. A four-point-five!!]

Okay. So first up, you start off as Gollum, and if you look at him, he's kind of creepy and horrifying. Then you see some... beautiful image. But then Gollum shows up! GRRR! And also it's very dark, so it's kinda hard to find things, especially those VINES. It was just so dark. There was only like teensy bits of fire and that was your only light. And be careful, or else you'll accidentally fall off a cliff! Cuz I did.

Stray

2022

when it comes down to it i guess i kind of want to be a cute, desirable antisocial drifter that just kinda breaks shit and causes problems in a way that overall benefits society so this game was good

You can't even put on an emo haircut and do a cringey dance, so what's the point?

(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

I mean it's fine, but it's very cutesy style. Like, a more bright and colors in your eyes, wee wee wee. And, but, I love it when you're the elephant. And the bubble Mario is not that useful. Hoppos are amazing, and I love them, and I'm working on beating "Here Come the Hoppos" without touching a single Hoppo. It's getting hard.

(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

My strategy (don't tell anyone top secret): Hold X and O, and then try and ram into any enemies. It was very fun, and you get to smash stuff but it's also chaotic. I love it.

(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

It's very deathly. But I don't like it! Because I just want everyone to drive on the road carefully. Listen to the lights! And obey the rules!

That's what I want this game to be.

Cuz I just thought it was driving on the road, being calm. I don't like it! I love driving on the ROAD.

(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

It's very calm. Like a nature documentary. About golf!

Aahhh. Peace.

No, type "voiceless glottal stop", then "peace".

And then, I've gotten a bulls-eye before, but not on this playthrough. I started over because... I don't know why. Ah, the trees, the graphics, the music, the vibe. Very calm.

2D Mario is back and all they needed to do was introduce the concept of talking flowers who say Marvel movie dialogue.