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1990
Ghostbusters
They're back in town
You need to pee
That is so crazy
What the fuck?
You need to pee
You call the Ghostbusters
They extract it!
There was ghosts
In your bladder
What the fuck?
yeayeyahaeyhyahe
you need to take the pee
crazy ghost peepee
that is insanity
Ghostbusters
Use their machine
To hook it up
To your dick
What?
It hurts?
When they activate it to remove ghosts?
Wuuut?
I did that all from memory what the fuck is wrong with me
They're back in town
You need to pee
That is so crazy
What the fuck?
You need to pee
You call the Ghostbusters
They extract it!
There was ghosts
In your bladder
What the fuck?
yeayeyahaeyhyahe
you need to take the pee
crazy ghost peepee
that is insanity
Ghostbusters
Use their machine
To hook it up
To your dick
What?
It hurts?
When they activate it to remove ghosts?
Wuuut?
I did that all from memory what the fuck is wrong with me
1986
It uses the same siren sound effect from Sonic Adventure 2 and that drives me nuts. Once you notice it you can't un-notice it.
2005
I can't stand people who say that you should "just play Kiwami man!!!!" Yakuza Kiwami is the original but completely devoid of it's original style and character, entirely upending it with reused assets and a combat system that are lazily lifted from another game released a decade after. It's additions only serve to pad out an otherwise very well-paced game, and they sometimes just straight up take away from specific moments. The original's gritty look is replaced with the same generic look as Yakuza 0 without the late-80s aesthetic that contextualized that game and really held the visuals together. Yakuza Kiwami doesn't even recreate the original, it uses another game's systems and visuals in an attempt to replace it. It is straight up disrespectful to the integrity of the original and 0. People who support lousy games like this need to shut the fuck up. I hate them.
Sorry, not a review, I just needed a place to rant.
Sorry, not a review, I just needed a place to rant.
2020
Imagine how awesome it would be if all the time and effort spent on this was instead allocated to an actual Mega Man X game as opposed to a piece of shit gacha game. I will never understand why they would try to revive a franchise this way. If you just make a new game that appeals to fans while doing new things, as if it was released after the last main entry without a long break, then people will be satisfied and the game will do well! Capcom themselves did this with Devil May Cry 5 and look how that turned out!
2000
This review contains spoilers
What's with these Windows Movie Maker-ass transitions? The game is beautiful otherwise. I highly advise playing with headphones unless you want to hear your poor Dreamcast's disc reader try to kill itself. Huge props to the folks responsible for the English patch. I find it unfortunate that the subtitles had a hard time getting out of overscan.
That aside this game kinda sorta sucks. I'm not gonna rate it because I just don't have the suitable experience to critique a game in this genre but by god is this game boring. The devs seemed to take cues from the Devil May Cry 2 book so they could make the most deliberately flaccid way to hit things in a video game. This is a shmup where shooting enemies is lame. That says it all right there. I have no problem with this game wanting to be a more theme park-ey take on Cotton where you ogle at beautiful scenery as you mindlessly destroy everything in your path. Thankfully, they did get the big mood you need for this kind of game right. Rainbow Cotton delivers on the visual and auditory pedigree of previous entries while adapting it to a laid-back 3D game flawlessly. It's just a shame that they didn't figure to put that same amount of effort into the game itself.
Also that ending sure was avant-garde. The way it explores the concept of candy and the lengths one may truly go to satiate their appetite and the false belief that these innocent treats will save us. We naturally associate candies with a simpler time, when we didn't have to face the struggles of hunger. It excellently demonstrates how manipulative candy manufactures are. I wasn't expecting such a thoughtful commentary on consumerism in a game that seemed so innocent.
That aside this game kinda sorta sucks. I'm not gonna rate it because I just don't have the suitable experience to critique a game in this genre but by god is this game boring. The devs seemed to take cues from the Devil May Cry 2 book so they could make the most deliberately flaccid way to hit things in a video game. This is a shmup where shooting enemies is lame. That says it all right there. I have no problem with this game wanting to be a more theme park-ey take on Cotton where you ogle at beautiful scenery as you mindlessly destroy everything in your path. Thankfully, they did get the big mood you need for this kind of game right. Rainbow Cotton delivers on the visual and auditory pedigree of previous entries while adapting it to a laid-back 3D game flawlessly. It's just a shame that they didn't figure to put that same amount of effort into the game itself.
Also that ending sure was avant-garde. The way it explores the concept of candy and the lengths one may truly go to satiate their appetite and the false belief that these innocent treats will save us. We naturally associate candies with a simpler time, when we didn't have to face the struggles of hunger. It excellently demonstrates how manipulative candy manufactures are. I wasn't expecting such a thoughtful commentary on consumerism in a game that seemed so innocent.
2004
If Elf Bowling is an SSS on my patented* "Elf Video Game for Game Boy Advance Tier List," than Elf: The Movie is a middling C. I thought you were better than this, Will Ferrell.
2004
The peak of action platforming. Never before have I been so proud of being a "Godspeed Edgeman."
1999
Tong Poo sounds like a fake asian name by a racist person
2013
Knack was so epic that I had to play other games instead because it was just that epic.