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This game has an ending. Kind of false advertising imho

Link becomes a bunny in the Dark World to reflect his true nature as a horny femboy who loves to fuck

i walk into a dark room and get jumped by various twitter dot com users who have their favourite VNs listed in their bio. i am taken to a remote warehouse in which i am forced to watch anime that are good if you read the light novels and I soon die of clogged arteries after eating "kino flakes", all for the crime of not getting down with this game.

coining the term "xenoblade syndrome" for when people think something is the peak of the medium because they haven't engaged with the medium all that much

videogamedunkey's negative impact on this game has been immeasurable and i urge you all to gather your own opinions

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The only game where you can beat a boss by attacking it with a pirated .mp4 of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Highly recommend

lots of people saying that this is an insightful commentary on game development and player choice and the corporate death drive to cannibalize meaningful experiences and regurgitate them as hollow "media properties" until every last drop of marketability has been squeezed out. everyone is reading too much into it, it is actually a gay love story about a man and a bucket

This is a stealth game and a rhythm game in a trench coat trying to be tall enough to ride on the action game roller coaster and it worked

The Dark Souls 2 of Dark Souls 3