HyruleGlyphics
2017
Nah bro what the fuck is this
2002
If you ignore the 65% of the game that sucks dick it's pretty good.
2023
The funny little guys aren't quite as enjoyable to control as last time and I'm not a huge fan of the dog focus, but the greater variety of crabs is truly delightful.
2012
Eating ice cream off the floor in real life will not actually heal you, unrealistic game.
2017
This review contains spoilers
A cautionary tale about the dangers of letting insects grow too powerful, lest they attempt to fight the sun.
2013
The funny little guys have never been more fluid or enjoyable to control. The long awaited addition of crabs is hugely welcome.
2004
Commanding the funny little guys remains delightful. Has a lobster, but unfortunately still no crabs.
2001
Love having an army of funny little guys, disappointed that there are no crabs.
My thumbs hurt
It's like Tennis but with swords instead of a ball, and 15 - 40 is how many times you've died.
Resembles a Zelda game in the same way a giraffe resembles a catfish, I.e: It fucking doesn't. Also it sucks.
2017
Easily the third best game with an open world and a narrative focus on technology that came out in 2017.
XD stands for Xideo Dame.
Introduced me to shortstacks, instant masterpiece.
2009
On one hand, contains a hug button. On the other hand, also contains the worst designed boss fight i've ever encountered.