God why did I beat this whole thing in a day and why did I start with World 9 instead of 1?

It's a fine puzzle game, but man does it get tedious. It feels so dated with every movement option going at least five times slower than it should. Aside from making it a lot more boring this can even make you fail sometimes, I've had to restart levels due to the game not registering my movement properly a lot more than I would like. (It happens when you press the buttons before the turtle speed movement animation finishes).

Outside of that the levels are pretty well designed and explore fairly heavily the very few mechanics the game has. Still, I wish there was a bit more to it. Seeing how the game has a little story, a cool world map and "boss stages" it started to remind me of those classic PopCap games except nowhere near as good. A more modern and expanded version of this would probably be pretty sick if done correctly.

And yes I know this is an NES game made by a very small team but while it may justify it does not fix my issues with it. By the end I was just happy to be done, the music was making me feel dizzy, like actually. I didn't even know I had a headache and now it's gone.

4/10

2023

Double it and give it to the next person.

Love + Slavery = Marriage.

Stay classy AI....


This can actually get pretty fun once you start getting really deep into it, you'll know you're there when the game starts telling you you're the first one to discover a combination. My personal favorite was combining "Micropenis" with "Sneakerhead" to make Kanye West. Hilarious.

Very funny that the people who got popular making an extremely bad and boring P.T. clone are now working on the Silent Hill 2 remake (specially when Konami does everything in their power to make you forget that game existed in the first place) but it's mostly just really sad.

Baby scene still goes hard tho.

Fairly fun but a bit hit or miss.

Case one was a good tutorial
Cases two and four were pretty good
Cases three and five were awful

mamma's gonna be so proud after this one.

battle mode kinda amazing ngl

a little tedious and easy not much to do other than jump around in a line which I guess was to be expected. idea is cool.

2023

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\/ Literally 1984

Definition of unfun, annoying and grindy. It's also hideous to look at and no shaders can save it, it will always looks like vomit (specially Lycanite's Mobs, a mod so bad any modpack that has it is immediately trash).

There are fun Minecraft modpacks out there, don't let this garbage shape your views of them.

Avoid.

Five Nights at Freddy's impact on the horror game genre is one of the worst things to ever happen in gaming and this just exhibit A.

Avant Garde Masterpiece.

I hope his mother is very proud.