something lgbt is going to happen

Genuinely inscrutable cutscene about halfway into the game where an antagonist sees through Snake's disguise as the Russian Raiden analogue solely because he grabbed Snake's penis and balls and it wasn't what he was used to. Is Raiden's penis supposed to be small? Bigger than Snake's? Is Raiden actually transmasc? Has anyone reported Volgin to HR yet?

this would be a perfect game if after raiden and dante beat each other they had beautiful and sweet gay sex

the only game where big daddy is an acceptable enemy name

This is undoubtedly, absolutely, totally, entirely, wholly, 100% Telltale's best game and my favorite story in a game ever. It's truly a timeless masterpiece that hearkens back to an era when The Walking Dead as a whole was beginning to reach its peak of popularity as a brand. So if you ever find yourself rolling your eyes as AMC announces yet another Walking Dead spinoff, I implore you to look back and remember that it's experiences like this one that the franchise should be remembered for.

This game made me lose my dignity but it was for wario so I don't care

A good story bogged down by gameplay that feels like a monotonous chore

yeah yeah the combat is slick and the story is very good but what really put this over for me is the bajillion hat and mask and armor combos i can pull off. u can’t stop an invasion if u don’t look cute u dig?

guilty peak sexrd kino 2

A friend got me this for my birthday. I could only do up to halfway through 1-2 before it hurt, but I'm ngl the music is pretty bopping. Overall a pretty solid Doom clone if you've got 5mins to kill lol