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RIP, Emperor of Drift and the heroes of the Drift War.

Easily the best of the computer HP games, I've played this many times and I still go back to it every now and then. Magic boarding school has never felt this atmospheric.

Experience farming turned into an art form. Widely considered outdated and tedious, the design of Dragon Quest/Warrior is actually increasingly relevant with the proliferation of "incremental" RPGs intended to waste time on phones and browsers. Yes, the majority of the gameplay is spent repeatedly fighting monsters and waiting for the next level-up. However, I have always considered so-called "grinding" to be a legitimate mechanic for RPGs that can be utilized well or badly. Dragon Quest games in particular stand out as beacons of well-paced progression, where you are obstructed not by artificial barriers or long story beats but the simple necessity to survive the route to the next town. As soon as you start this game, basically the entire overworld is open to you, you are simply far too weak to reach beyond a small stretch surrounding Tantegel Castle. The evil Dragonlord's fortress is visible just across the river, shamelessly teasing the player. The core of the game consists in becoming strong enough to actually walk all the way there and survive the encounters. This simplicity, only broken up by a couple of optional side quests, is what cements this as a classic experience. Any frustration the player might feel after dying is heavily mitigated due to the mechanic of losing half of your gold and being revived in Tantegel castle. Essentially, you are always gaining experience, whether you die in the final stretches of a dungeon or five tiles away from a town. This simple design choice streamlines the game enough to be compulsively playable more than thirty years after its release. The American NES localization of the original Dragon Quest was already a sort of remaster, giving the player battery saves and some improved sprites, and removing the tedious necessity of choosing a direction every time you talked to a NPC (rotating character sprites were apparently not invented in 1986).

Simply put, this game is incredibly charming and evokes the feeling of a medieval fairy-tale, something that would thankfully persist in future sequels and form one of the core attractions of the series. When it comes to the Japanese RPG genre which this game largely inaugurates, I have found that less is usually more, and extended plotlines or fancy combat animations would only harm the integrity of this experience. The entire game can be finished in about 12 hours, which decisively refutes the complaints aimed at the slow character progression - after all, I would rather replay Dragon Warrior than a plodding, 100-hour monstrosity frequently found among the later incarnations of the genre. It may not be the best RPG found on the NES (that honor I grant to Dragon Quest 3) but there's never been anything else quite like it.

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Completed the localized NES release and a fan translation of the SNES remake