you guys sold this like it was gonna be so much better than this

perfect dark zero asks the daring question of what if a modern shooter had all the worst parts of earlier shooters

alpha male: the head of the pack
beta male: the follower
sigma male: the lone wolf
quack male: quak..........quack.........quac

i expected it to be shit and was still disappointed

jst a glimpse into my twisted reality

when it said beat me in janken i thought we were gonna shit in a bottle and inhale it for a second

i kept complaining the enemies were doing more damage to my friend and my friend never had the heart to tell me i just sucked ass. this goes out to him

get your fucking fingers out my dirty ass

hello i am a bandai namco dev who worked on the game, bandai namco have me locked up in a secret labyrinth down below my office since i refused to implement auto-heal in the dragon ball z soulslike they are forcijng us to make. please help me. they are coming for hunter x hunter next s

Excited to see where they go with it

LEON SAVE ME LEON

ashely did you hear i said he is a shitty missionary

LEON PLEASE THEYLL KILL ME

no i dont think you get it because he is like a priest and i sai....

the only issue this game has is there isn't enough of it

its good if you can get around the 5 shit bosses lined up at the end

Everything said about this game was 100% true and more