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would have played it all since the first 2 or 3 hours were fun but im not gonna wait fucking 15 hours real time every single time i finish a mission just for my crew to heal or craft

Reviewed on Jul 12, 2020

0

a existential, post-apocalyptic masterpiece. the gameplay is tight (while it gets some complaints i don't understand why anyone could find the gameplay boring but whatever) and intense, the story is beautiful and captivating, the aesthetic of this entire game is beyond godly, and even with its awful technical issues: it more than makes up for it.

yoko taro is daddy

Reviewed on Jul 07, 2020

0

huge improvement from the first two games. while it lacks in level variety and is mostly just a remake of codename 47; it was by far the best hitman game at that point in time

Reviewed on Jul 06, 2020

0

The game has a lot of great ideas: stamina, camouflage, and the cure system are all inventive and interesting ideas. They aren't a problem, at least until it becomes clear that all the cure system and stamina does is provide a huge inconvenience that gets more and more annoying as the game progresses. Get hit during a boss fight? Time to, in the middle of the boss, open 3 separate menus, do shit in a correct order, then go back to the boss having all its pace and intensity ruined by the fact you are practically forced to go into the menu and spend 3 minutes doing surgery on yourself. Stamina isn't a bad system except for the fact I can never quite figure out how the fuck the game decides when to deplete it fast and when to slowly. It starts to get in the way of gameplay and creates tedious sidetracks where you shoot a snake every few minutes and open another 4 fucking menus just to eat the fucking thing. I grew to hate these systems that were pretty good ideas. Surely the system would be better if say, you only had to choose what you needed to heal the injury the first time you receive it then you could bind a button or two to performing that surgery once you've gotten it again and it uses the supplies and takes some time to do while not forcing the player to pause. There, its easier, doesn't get in the way of gameplay, and actually increases the intensity since the player needs the time to heal. Was putting it under a bunch of menus really the best way to execute this?

The game story-wise is great, characters are great (especially para-medic), the scenery and level design is mostly fine. It even has some of the highest highs in the series like The Sorrows boss fight(?), the ending, and the motorcycle sequence. It's far from bad and while I don't think it even touches MGS2's quality; it still feels like the ideas and concepts presented in 2 were expanded upon and there was at least clearly an attempt to improve upon the games formula. The problem doesn't come from its ideas, but how they were implemented. There were also some very annoying hitbox issues and sometimes the level design got confusing but I can live with that. It's the poorly handled cure and stamina systems that dampened what was otherwise a great game.

It's not a bad game, far from it. It's not even the worst MGS. But is it the best? No. Not even close.

Reviewed on Jun 27, 2020

2

take a shot for every stupid decision square made in this

Reviewed on Jun 24, 2020

0

put yourself in the shoes of a hitman as you go through levels with guards that can both walk and see through walls, have wildly inconsistent alert mechanics, have guards kill other enemies and give you the alert despite you not actually doing anything, you getting stuck on corners, throw away a few cool 2000s electronic ambient tracks for generic orchestral music, and have 2 movement speeds: walking at the pace of a snail or crouching like you're about to take a huge shit on the ground while moving even slower. sprinting isn't an option bc apparently guards see through disguises better if you sprint. fuck stealth in this just walk into the place with ballers its more fun

Reviewed on May 11, 2020

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oh fuck we have a luchador game whats mexican.....uhhh...fuckin avacados......uhhhh.....skeletons......ummmmm....fuckin uhhhh....somberos........fuck uhhhh yeah chickens? yeah sure whatever.

Reviewed on Apr 21, 2020

1

chad game

Reviewed on Apr 21, 2020

0

doom: strategically placing enemies so the player has a feel for the level design and can improve as they learn the area

project warlock: na lets just throw a bunch of em lmao thats what made these games good, right

Reviewed on Mar 25, 2020

2

atrocious camera angles, confusing story, stupid underwater sections, so many flying enemies that interrupt the flow of gameplay, repetitive bosses, confusing missions, not a whole lot of variety of enemies, overall a very flawed game saved by its aesthetic, ideas, soundtrack, and gameplay (when its good)

Reviewed on Mar 25, 2020

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