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Do you like survival mechanics that only exist to keep players from exploring the empty world map?
Fond of nonsense prestige tv bravado about complex anti-heroes with loose moral codes?
Assassin's Creed games too stimulating for you?
Are you the proud owner of a novelty Sons of Anarchy hoodie with your hometown written on it?
This might be the game for you.

i was a well-behaved kid, i never swore or anything around adults and stayed out of trouble. one day a deep darkness swirled within me while playing super scribblenauts, and i walked up to my dad with the game. this was the one where they added adjectives, so once he was looking, i typed "Big Fat Ass" with the stylus and spawned a large donkey. never seen him laugh so much in my life

Promoting your 2D beat'em up with a free Quake mini campaign is quite insane. I guess Slave Zero is now a trilogy lol.

Levels 1-4 are pretty dope. Cool looking, standard level themes, map architecture is like a middle place between Quake 2 and Shogo with level 4 being specially big. Difficulty pretty standard, on the easy side... and then Level 5 comes in and just whoops my ass.

Jesuschrist, in Hard this is a map that just doesn't end and it's filled to the brim with enemies. Every single foe that could've made the previous maps more challenging, was relocated in this single fortress.

Level 6 was a neat end to this minicampaign. The most dope looking too.

Overall, I would've fine-tuned some things here and there. Make the difficulty ramp up slowly instead of the spike that is Level 5. But honestly, it's kind of just nit-picking. It's a goddamn free Quake expansion, and a very dope one. AND IT'S A PROMO OF A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GAME. One of the most left-field promotional moves I've seen in a while

Why didn’t Avalanche just vote for a new CEO of Shinra?

It’s about making the most of your short time in life yet it’s 82 hours long? Hypocrisy much?

What am I doing with my life? All this time spent ironically praising shitty games including this one and now people are unironically gassing up generic survival crafting game number 74,963. That settles it, from now on the words “peak fiction” will never leave my mouth ever again!

Is to Alien what Palworld is to Pokemon

Offers a scathing critique of American exceptionalism and in particular, the individualist great man theory narrative associated with Abraham Lincoln by paralleling him and other American icons to one of the few things as bad as America: Fire Emblem

Never played but obligated to give it a 10/10 because of how much enjoyment I get from joining a new MegaTen server, making a joke about how Persona 3 was the first Persona game, turning notifications on my phone, and then shoving it up my ass

The most complete feeling game Atlus has ever made