When I think about Sloth and Envy I go "lol that sounds great!" and everytime I go back to this game to give it a shot I am reminded that it is in fact not great. I honestly could've given this like a 3 if it was just one or the other. But BOTH of them back to back is too much.
This will be my only half rating ever.
I really really wanna give it 5 stars but the "every weapon but the knife sucks ass and if the RNG decides to toss a non knife weapon at you then you're fucked until the game decides to give you your knife back" problem happens too consistently for it to not be a major problem.
When I got the knife it feels like I'm playing a fantastic action platformer. When I don't have the knife I feel like I'm playing a completely different much worse game.
When you think about it, there's not really any way to figure out the Psycho Mantis puzzle. You either know about it beforehand or wait for Colonel to tell you to do it. Imagine the whacked out kid that just randomly decided to switch the controller ports for god knows what reason. He must've felt like a fucking genius.