i dont know how to play but i made a ship spin 2,000 m/s and then ejected every crew member and watched them instantly explode

2020

im going all city mom you cant stop me get out of my life

nabbit is an autistic baddie who is hyperfixated on mario theyre just like me fr

its kind of impossible to rate what is essentially a 30 minute minigame collection to teach people how to use a wii remote. its cute

that dog looks so fucked up its unreal

that ending is way too fucking LONG yo

we love katamari was always one of the best katamari games, and i'd say this is an instance where a remaster can stand next to, or even above the original purely because of the QoL changes (royal reverie is pretty fun too)

the opening half is so strong it almost excuses the ending sections for being boring and tedious, i can see why this gripped people so hard when it came out

stereotyping is a bit of a bummer, why'd they do that?? otherwise its a pretty fun time, its a little weird to see a game with such an open development cycle like this get actually finished

captain olimar is still the worlds funniest video game character to me. whyd they do that to him? poor guy

i like that the protag is just a fucking weirdo

hey look everybody! spongebob's back!

magolor is MY best friend. i would let him have the crown as a little treat