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Reall good! Don't listen to the haters that just do not like jrpgs or xenoblade but review this anyway. If you like jrpg or these games you will like this game
Live A Live
2022
This review contains spoilers
Hate My Stupid Bitch Wife. I will go back in time to the prehistoric era as a tyrannosaurus rex and kill some cavemen because i hate her so so much
Live A Live
2022
This review contains spoilers
(theres a fire emblem: awakening spoiler somewhere in here so if youre still spoiler dodging that game watch out)
I'm gonna cold take with you for a second. Live A Live is good. Ridiculously, miraculously good. It's not one of those games your friend tells you is a masterpiece, and how much of a shame it is that it was never released in the west, only for it to just be alright. It's forward thinking in consistently mind blowing ways, its throughlines somehow gleem out as gorgeous and harrowing despite how pastiche-y it is at its core...It's a fuckin’ classic. And playing it through a remake this genuinely appreciative yet gaudy is like having a birthday party in a Burger King.
Off the cusp of the release of Final Fantasy VI, Live a Live feels like 90s Squaresoft flexing that they finally understood how to imbue their dinky little games with tone, showing how they’ve risen beyond riding on childhood wonder or nostalgia. The game thrives on its mastery of set piece in ways that feel 20 years ahead; so you’re a cowboy of hazy details, and you’re standing in a crowd with the sheriff breathing down your neck. A boy tugs on your shirt, pleading that you might be one of the “good guys”, and your only 2 replies are “...”, and “I ain’t a saint, kid”. This consistent motif runs through the Wild West chapter: that staying silent feels easier than speaking up, but speaking out feels right. Despite the joyful simplicity of it, every single time it presented me with that little “...”, it managed to stop me in my tracks for a few more seconds than the last. And to be honest…even as I write this, I’ve never checked if there’s some whimsically different dialogue if I chose to stay silent at the times I could, and I don’t think I will now. Twilight of Edo Japan presents you with this genuinely complex brand of playstyles - a pacifist stalker of the night, a cold blooded killer, or a unique mixture of both. So when you realize that the reward is superfluous - a cool sword that isn’t even the best sword, I can imagine someone might feel underwhelmed.
On the other hand, we have Imperial China, where the genuinely distinct fruition of our choices is obfuscated and hidden behind deceit. This story’s initially portrayed as a management sim of our 3 students, each day having its own stat theme, Present Day having conditioned me into considering things like “maybe if i hit them with certain attacks they’ll learn them???”...yet it all crashes down on us. Our journey as an instructor ends unsatisfyingly soon, before anything can feel truly fleshed out, purposeful wasting of the players time over presenting us with the direct appeal of our choices from the get-go.
My intuitive gaymer brain was able to immediately get the obvious truth regarding Imperial China’s branching paths as well - sure, it’s not thaaat impressive that there are 3 extra playable characters. Surely, they’ll all have just as little dialogue as everyone else, and the differences in their moveset will be entirely cosmetic. But just like that, Live A Live gets you. It’s not a game of routes and replayability, but interrogation. The game’s very logo presents us with a branching path despite it only having one true end, because the introspection is in our hands now. That’s when the game finally hits us with the Middle Ages arc, where we are forced to look back through time and question RPGs as a whole. The pure cathartic energy as Live a Live tears the classic RPG narrative to shreds - the intertext of our 2 faux-leads, Oersted and Streibough’s personalities being ripped straight out of Final Fantasy IV paying off. Oersted is forced to confront that his hero’s journey is a scam, written on lies promised through the corpses of ruined men, while I sit here, thinking “man they really couldve tuned down the random encounters in this section”
this game came out in 1994 holy fuck. video games? they might be good u might wanna check em out
Most importantly about this game’s remake shedding light on it for a whole lot of people, is talking about what it represents in this very climate. In my retrospective context of 1994, Live a Live feels like a cold critique of the increasingly insular pool of influences in its genre. Why not make a game where you take down the status quo of heroism, rather than enforcing it? And more humbly, why not just make an RPG that takes place in China instead of Medieval Europe! Sorry, not like that. Ironically though, when I look at Live a Live as a 2022 product, its most unique trait is its warmth. The simple details are truly where it rules: I found it chilling how all 100 people in the Edo Japan Castle had their own name. I appreciated that Oersted fought against bosses named after phobias while the real protagonists fought against philias - the game wants you to consider the fine details of where you might have it easier than someone else. If there’s anything truly ever present here, it’s the sentiment expressed towards electronics (and by extension, the good ol’ video games) during Distant Future - that like any art, these things are fundamentally humane due to how much of ourselves we put into our craft.
When you get to the game’s bad ending, and kill Oersted for the crimes he committed out of pure, unadulterated hatred, you’re left with the solemn ending message on your screen
The cycle continues
And the cycle did continue: Live a Live was a commercial failure in its home country, and its team and genre as a whole would be thrown back into the Middle Ages. I think we’ve all run into some unfortunate occasions where an RPG just feels cold: just some recent examples for me, the at times genuinely lovely Dragon Quest XI feels brittle and conservative, because it isn’t interested in criticizing the framework of its series. The critically acclaimed, yet plainly awful Fire Emblem: Awakening gives us a grand ending praising sacrificing ourselves for our country like a fucking military recruiter, shooting you a bad ending where everyone sounds regretful if you refuse. So to play Live A Live, a game so gentle that it’d simply ask you to simply consider not shooting your suicidal cowboy friend, without dangling some sort of fancy good ending behind that behavior, is the most refreshing thing I could ask for.
In every heart the seed of dark abides. The makings of a Lord when watered well…
With hate. Sweet hate. She springs eternal. Sings…
All-tempting draught. We’ll drink of her again.
-Oersted’s last words. I’ll be taking a drink next time I play a Fire Emblem game
I'm gonna cold take with you for a second. Live A Live is good. Ridiculously, miraculously good. It's not one of those games your friend tells you is a masterpiece, and how much of a shame it is that it was never released in the west, only for it to just be alright. It's forward thinking in consistently mind blowing ways, its throughlines somehow gleem out as gorgeous and harrowing despite how pastiche-y it is at its core...It's a fuckin’ classic. And playing it through a remake this genuinely appreciative yet gaudy is like having a birthday party in a Burger King.
Off the cusp of the release of Final Fantasy VI, Live a Live feels like 90s Squaresoft flexing that they finally understood how to imbue their dinky little games with tone, showing how they’ve risen beyond riding on childhood wonder or nostalgia. The game thrives on its mastery of set piece in ways that feel 20 years ahead; so you’re a cowboy of hazy details, and you’re standing in a crowd with the sheriff breathing down your neck. A boy tugs on your shirt, pleading that you might be one of the “good guys”, and your only 2 replies are “...”, and “I ain’t a saint, kid”. This consistent motif runs through the Wild West chapter: that staying silent feels easier than speaking up, but speaking out feels right. Despite the joyful simplicity of it, every single time it presented me with that little “...”, it managed to stop me in my tracks for a few more seconds than the last. And to be honest…even as I write this, I’ve never checked if there’s some whimsically different dialogue if I chose to stay silent at the times I could, and I don’t think I will now. Twilight of Edo Japan presents you with this genuinely complex brand of playstyles - a pacifist stalker of the night, a cold blooded killer, or a unique mixture of both. So when you realize that the reward is superfluous - a cool sword that isn’t even the best sword, I can imagine someone might feel underwhelmed.
On the other hand, we have Imperial China, where the genuinely distinct fruition of our choices is obfuscated and hidden behind deceit. This story’s initially portrayed as a management sim of our 3 students, each day having its own stat theme, Present Day having conditioned me into considering things like “maybe if i hit them with certain attacks they’ll learn them???”...yet it all crashes down on us. Our journey as an instructor ends unsatisfyingly soon, before anything can feel truly fleshed out, purposeful wasting of the players time over presenting us with the direct appeal of our choices from the get-go.
My intuitive gaymer brain was able to immediately get the obvious truth regarding Imperial China’s branching paths as well - sure, it’s not thaaat impressive that there are 3 extra playable characters. Surely, they’ll all have just as little dialogue as everyone else, and the differences in their moveset will be entirely cosmetic. But just like that, Live A Live gets you. It’s not a game of routes and replayability, but interrogation. The game’s very logo presents us with a branching path despite it only having one true end, because the introspection is in our hands now. That’s when the game finally hits us with the Middle Ages arc, where we are forced to look back through time and question RPGs as a whole. The pure cathartic energy as Live a Live tears the classic RPG narrative to shreds - the intertext of our 2 faux-leads, Oersted and Streibough’s personalities being ripped straight out of Final Fantasy IV paying off. Oersted is forced to confront that his hero’s journey is a scam, written on lies promised through the corpses of ruined men, while I sit here, thinking “man they really couldve tuned down the random encounters in this section”
this game came out in 1994 holy fuck. video games? they might be good u might wanna check em out
Most importantly about this game’s remake shedding light on it for a whole lot of people, is talking about what it represents in this very climate. In my retrospective context of 1994, Live a Live feels like a cold critique of the increasingly insular pool of influences in its genre. Why not make a game where you take down the status quo of heroism, rather than enforcing it? And more humbly, why not just make an RPG that takes place in China instead of Medieval Europe! Sorry, not like that. Ironically though, when I look at Live a Live as a 2022 product, its most unique trait is its warmth. The simple details are truly where it rules: I found it chilling how all 100 people in the Edo Japan Castle had their own name. I appreciated that Oersted fought against bosses named after phobias while the real protagonists fought against philias - the game wants you to consider the fine details of where you might have it easier than someone else. If there’s anything truly ever present here, it’s the sentiment expressed towards electronics (and by extension, the good ol’ video games) during Distant Future - that like any art, these things are fundamentally humane due to how much of ourselves we put into our craft.
When you get to the game’s bad ending, and kill Oersted for the crimes he committed out of pure, unadulterated hatred, you’re left with the solemn ending message on your screen
The cycle continues
And the cycle did continue: Live a Live was a commercial failure in its home country, and its team and genre as a whole would be thrown back into the Middle Ages. I think we’ve all run into some unfortunate occasions where an RPG just feels cold: just some recent examples for me, the at times genuinely lovely Dragon Quest XI feels brittle and conservative, because it isn’t interested in criticizing the framework of its series. The critically acclaimed, yet plainly awful Fire Emblem: Awakening gives us a grand ending praising sacrificing ourselves for our country like a fucking military recruiter, shooting you a bad ending where everyone sounds regretful if you refuse. So to play Live A Live, a game so gentle that it’d simply ask you to simply consider not shooting your suicidal cowboy friend, without dangling some sort of fancy good ending behind that behavior, is the most refreshing thing I could ask for.
In every heart the seed of dark abides. The makings of a Lord when watered well…
With hate. Sweet hate. She springs eternal. Sings…
All-tempting draught. We’ll drink of her again.
-Oersted’s last words. I’ll be taking a drink next time I play a Fire Emblem game
Hey! That isn't a house! It's a Facility of the Dead. Get your story straight.
This is the one, that out of all the HOTD games, you really had to play in an arcade to get. The very drab and muted color scheme and the frankly way too fucking long boss fights will just irritate you and make you wonder if this one is any good at all. IT IS!! I swear.
Pumping the shotgun to reload is so much more satisfying than shooting off the screen, and if you have a flair for the dramatic at your local arcade, you can make a real scene out of it too. The civilian rescues being replaced with rescuing your partner is also a great change of pace that makes it feel more like a co-operative experience. If you're playing single player though, it makes it seem like G is just Moe by Helplessness, which is pretty funny.
Enemies animate as beautifully as ever, the gore is chunkier and feels just as visceral, the big zombie in particular having some very satisfying chunks taken out of his belly with shots. The actual monster designs this time are really lacking a lot of pop, as they are mostly just HotD 2's cast again with more brown filters applied. It's a very drab looking game from top to bottom, the plastic gun in your hand being the most colorful thing you're going to see.
As I alluded to earlier, I hate the boss fights in this thing. They are the longest fucking bosses of all time. I swear I remember when I was a kid having to fight the Wheel of Fate for like 10 fucking minutes, and if you lost all your lives, having to fight through the same long-ass game AGAIN just to get another crack at it. All these endurance tests and none of them are even close to exhilarating as the Magician.
Obviously you are not going to see this hanging around an arcade anymore, because you are barely going to SEE an arcade, but I would say this is worth a run with a friend, as there is stuff to like here, I just don't think the series ever reaches the heights of HotD2 ever again from this point on, so the last GOOD House of the Dead game being so visually bland and uninspired is a serious bummer.
This is the one, that out of all the HOTD games, you really had to play in an arcade to get. The very drab and muted color scheme and the frankly way too fucking long boss fights will just irritate you and make you wonder if this one is any good at all. IT IS!! I swear.
Pumping the shotgun to reload is so much more satisfying than shooting off the screen, and if you have a flair for the dramatic at your local arcade, you can make a real scene out of it too. The civilian rescues being replaced with rescuing your partner is also a great change of pace that makes it feel more like a co-operative experience. If you're playing single player though, it makes it seem like G is just Moe by Helplessness, which is pretty funny.
Enemies animate as beautifully as ever, the gore is chunkier and feels just as visceral, the big zombie in particular having some very satisfying chunks taken out of his belly with shots. The actual monster designs this time are really lacking a lot of pop, as they are mostly just HotD 2's cast again with more brown filters applied. It's a very drab looking game from top to bottom, the plastic gun in your hand being the most colorful thing you're going to see.
As I alluded to earlier, I hate the boss fights in this thing. They are the longest fucking bosses of all time. I swear I remember when I was a kid having to fight the Wheel of Fate for like 10 fucking minutes, and if you lost all your lives, having to fight through the same long-ass game AGAIN just to get another crack at it. All these endurance tests and none of them are even close to exhilarating as the Magician.
Obviously you are not going to see this hanging around an arcade anymore, because you are barely going to SEE an arcade, but I would say this is worth a run with a friend, as there is stuff to like here, I just don't think the series ever reaches the heights of HotD2 ever again from this point on, so the last GOOD House of the Dead game being so visually bland and uninspired is a serious bummer.
When Sephiroth said "Do you know the way" and I burst out laughing, I realized I have the internet equivalent of Mako poisoning.
Helldivers 2
2024
Game’s probably okay idfk but it gets 5 stars for its legacy: an extremely funny wave of Starship Troopers discourse
Helldivers 2
2024
3D shooters are a genre long and particularly afflicted with 'just so' game design; Half-Life popularized a reload mechanic where you tap a button and wait to have your gun refilled from a pool, and this became a defacto standard for no particular reason over not having reloading, or reloading that actually has gun magazine management, or dozens of other one off systems meant to represent a games ethos. Halo introduced a two-weapon system that, along side a nuanced weapon selection forced you to always accept a trade off, games without nuanced weapon selections copied it wholesale, usually resulting in defacto one weapon system because you really need to carry the M16 at all times to get anything done. Halo Infinite in turn has a sprint button with so little effect that you need a stopwatch to tell if it makes you faster- because Halo doesn't benefit from a sprint mechanic but Shooters Have Sprint. Helldivers is perhaps the only studio published 3D shooter in half a decade if not more where there is no 'just so' game design, from meat and potato mechanics like your gun's recoil being semi-deterministic to help you avoid the regular concern of friendly fire, and your gun being loaded from a small pool of disposable magazines, to fun details like running out of spawns but completing the mission objective still constituting a victory.
"how's the president standing?!" remains one of Nintendo's most prescient critiques of faux democracies in the modern era
This review contains spoilers
the final fight with ganondorf goes so fucking hard. when the healthbar just keeps going,,, holy fucking shit. such a great subversion of the boss healthbar growing trope. glad i finally got around to finishing this after finding all of the shrines and getting burnt out playing so much so fast when it came out.
this is so much better than The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017), and i loved botw. i don't think i'll ever be able to play botw again after playing this. open world games are rarely my forte, but there's simply so much to do in this one. i am so glad that i went into this blind (outside of the reveal trailer). there were so many precious moments that completely recontextualized the game: discovering the depths for the first time, learning how ultrahand works, realizing the temples are slightly more traditional, finding spirit temple before the main quest told me to, finding autobuild, figuring out how to get into korok forest, the list just goes on and on forever. peak gaming right here. such a conduit for creativity and the most fun exploration i've ever done in a videogame. making planes and crazy little floating platforms with cannons and cars adorned with autoaiming turrets and everything is just so goddamn euphoric.
the story in this one is a neat hook. like "where's zelda?" idk dude you tell me. the problem is that because the game is so open, it's just like haha i figured out where zelda is pretty quickly and every character is like man (evil) zelda's all over the place and its just kinda annoying. "secret stones" too. i think i still like this story better than breath of the wild, though.
the music in this one is really fucking good. breath of the wild's is too, for that matter. just because the music takes a more backseat position a lot of the time does not mean it is unsuccessful. there's so many melodies across zelda and it uses a lot of them fantastically (lookin at you, colgera).
open world zelda is good. i love traditional 3D zelda too, but open world zelda is good. i don't want another one right after this, but fuck, even if there is one, i'm obviously still gonna play it. if there's eventually master mode for this, i'm 100% going to come back and do like a "no fast travel" run fully exploring the world using all the different mechanisms available.
zelda's haircut is adorable and i want it now.
this is so much better than The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017), and i loved botw. i don't think i'll ever be able to play botw again after playing this. open world games are rarely my forte, but there's simply so much to do in this one. i am so glad that i went into this blind (outside of the reveal trailer). there were so many precious moments that completely recontextualized the game: discovering the depths for the first time, learning how ultrahand works, realizing the temples are slightly more traditional, finding spirit temple before the main quest told me to, finding autobuild, figuring out how to get into korok forest, the list just goes on and on forever. peak gaming right here. such a conduit for creativity and the most fun exploration i've ever done in a videogame. making planes and crazy little floating platforms with cannons and cars adorned with autoaiming turrets and everything is just so goddamn euphoric.
the story in this one is a neat hook. like "where's zelda?" idk dude you tell me. the problem is that because the game is so open, it's just like haha i figured out where zelda is pretty quickly and every character is like man (evil) zelda's all over the place and its just kinda annoying. "secret stones" too. i think i still like this story better than breath of the wild, though.
the music in this one is really fucking good. breath of the wild's is too, for that matter. just because the music takes a more backseat position a lot of the time does not mean it is unsuccessful. there's so many melodies across zelda and it uses a lot of them fantastically (lookin at you, colgera).
open world zelda is good. i love traditional 3D zelda too, but open world zelda is good. i don't want another one right after this, but fuck, even if there is one, i'm obviously still gonna play it. if there's eventually master mode for this, i'm 100% going to come back and do like a "no fast travel" run fully exploring the world using all the different mechanisms available.
zelda's haircut is adorable and i want it now.
Skylanders: Giants
2012
the guy with the hammer was my favorite i would hire him to kill all of my enemies
Skylanders: Giants
2012
favorite game in the skylanders series i liked the lady with the sword
Skylanders: Giants
2012
The year…is 2012. The London olympics have been hosted, Whitney Houston died, and West Ham beat Blackpool to return to the premier league. But I feel like we are missing something important, a small piece to this very large puzzle. A year ago to this year, Skylanders spyros adventure released. An experimental game to not only attempt to bring back spyro, but to also birth a new gaming trend: toys to life. And so, on 2012, that is when, I finally got my first toys to life game: Skylanders giants. To any onlooker of this series, they would simply assume giants is quite possibly the weakest and most cashgrab entry. But today, I’m here to disprove that, and hopefully give people a taste of what one of my favourite games as a kid was. So without further ado: let us begin.
The story is pretty simple, basically these Skylanders have been brought to earth and forced to just be these figures, which we the ‘portal masters’ have to save by spending actual currency to put them on a FLASHING LIGHTS portal and then they get brought back into the game. Simple right? Well we also have to stop this evil dude called kaos, who is just as evil as me when I leave the toilet seat up. He basically is trying to reawaken the arkeyan robots whom the giants stopped years ago. And that’s it in terms of plot.
Gameplay wise it’s VERY simple. You scan a Skylanders onto the FLASHING LIGHTS portal and then that Skylander is put into the game. You then go through really simple and basic levels. You beat the enemies, do a tiny bit of exploration, and you move on. At certain points you’ll find certain areas that can only be unlocked through having a skylander of a certain type (fire, water, etc) so you know what that means! Spending time! There are also little puzzles and also…the legend that is: skystones. Remember tetra master from final fantasy 9? It’s basically that but better in every way. It is the quintessential card game.
The music is also something I have to stop by and talk about. Lorne Balfe put his heart and soul into this soundtrack. Levels like the junkyard isles and wilikin village give me an instant hit of nostalgia that is unparalleled. The other tracks as well are also quite memorable and honestly he did a really great job of giving the game that cinematic feel to it.
To be perfectly honest, I do kinda miss this franchise. Not to sound like I’m 8 but man collecting the figures was a lot of fun. Fortunately I still have mine and I do look at them from time to time just because I can’t get rid of them. Even if I could I’d only get a penny from them and that’s the unfortunate downside of toys to life as a whole. But that’s a story for another day. Giants would also be the game to bring other competitors in, those being Disney and Warner bros. and oh man, this is gonna get real big and go down very quickly. But until then, I hope you enjoyed my thoughts on a classic childhood game of mine. Gone but certainly not forgotten.
…also for those who might ask, my favourite was jet-vac.
Ok story, simple gameplay, brilliant music, skystones is peak, also the drill-x rap lives in my head rent free
The story is pretty simple, basically these Skylanders have been brought to earth and forced to just be these figures, which we the ‘portal masters’ have to save by spending actual currency to put them on a FLASHING LIGHTS portal and then they get brought back into the game. Simple right? Well we also have to stop this evil dude called kaos, who is just as evil as me when I leave the toilet seat up. He basically is trying to reawaken the arkeyan robots whom the giants stopped years ago. And that’s it in terms of plot.
Gameplay wise it’s VERY simple. You scan a Skylanders onto the FLASHING LIGHTS portal and then that Skylander is put into the game. You then go through really simple and basic levels. You beat the enemies, do a tiny bit of exploration, and you move on. At certain points you’ll find certain areas that can only be unlocked through having a skylander of a certain type (fire, water, etc) so you know what that means! Spending time! There are also little puzzles and also…the legend that is: skystones. Remember tetra master from final fantasy 9? It’s basically that but better in every way. It is the quintessential card game.
The music is also something I have to stop by and talk about. Lorne Balfe put his heart and soul into this soundtrack. Levels like the junkyard isles and wilikin village give me an instant hit of nostalgia that is unparalleled. The other tracks as well are also quite memorable and honestly he did a really great job of giving the game that cinematic feel to it.
To be perfectly honest, I do kinda miss this franchise. Not to sound like I’m 8 but man collecting the figures was a lot of fun. Fortunately I still have mine and I do look at them from time to time just because I can’t get rid of them. Even if I could I’d only get a penny from them and that’s the unfortunate downside of toys to life as a whole. But that’s a story for another day. Giants would also be the game to bring other competitors in, those being Disney and Warner bros. and oh man, this is gonna get real big and go down very quickly. But until then, I hope you enjoyed my thoughts on a classic childhood game of mine. Gone but certainly not forgotten.
…also for those who might ask, my favourite was jet-vac.
Ok story, simple gameplay, brilliant music, skystones is peak, also the drill-x rap lives in my head rent free
Reasons Why Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Sucks:
- A slow start that takes way too long to pick up
- An overabundance of tutorials that don't even do a good job of explaining the game's mechanics
- Navigation is often confusing due to lack of proper elevation markers
- Gacha mechanics in a $60 single player game???
- Menus are too clunky and slow for the amount of Blade management and customization that you'll be doing
- Story progression is sometimes tied to an annoying skill upgrade system
- Rex won't shut up about the power of friendship
- Tora is a creep-ass pervert who is a poor replacement for the superior Heropon Riki
- Zeke didn't get enough screen time
- Melia is not in the game
- Pyra's chest is too big
Reasons Why Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Doesn't Actually Suck:
- Combat is a major upgrade from the first Xenoblade game (once it clicks, at least)
- Side quests have been greatly improved as well
- The world is expansive and beautiful (Switch limitations aside)
- The music, bro...
- I cried
- Stockholm syndrome, I guess
- I would die for almost anyone in the main cast
- Definitely Stockholm syndrome
- A slow start that takes way too long to pick up
- An overabundance of tutorials that don't even do a good job of explaining the game's mechanics
- Navigation is often confusing due to lack of proper elevation markers
- Gacha mechanics in a $60 single player game???
- Menus are too clunky and slow for the amount of Blade management and customization that you'll be doing
- Story progression is sometimes tied to an annoying skill upgrade system
- Rex won't shut up about the power of friendship
- Tora is a creep-ass pervert who is a poor replacement for the superior Heropon Riki
- Zeke didn't get enough screen time
- Melia is not in the game
Reasons Why Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Doesn't Actually Suck:
- Combat is a major upgrade from the first Xenoblade game (once it clicks, at least)
- Side quests have been greatly improved as well
- The world is expansive and beautiful (Switch limitations aside)
- The music, bro...
- I cried
- Stockholm syndrome, I guess
- I would die for almost anyone in the main cast
- Definitely Stockholm syndrome
A phenomenal video game adaptation of Plato's Cave Allegory. The giant boobs were a huge improvement on the original text.
Nathan Fielder Voice
The Plan: Create a video game so grotesquely horny that it makes young men want to have sex to understand what real women are like, saving Japan's declining birth rates
The Plan: Create a video game so grotesquely horny that it makes young men want to have sex to understand what real women are like, saving Japan's declining birth rates