9 reviews liked by LynchReborn


An overall decent successor to Battle for Bikini Bottom that's as basic of a platformer as you can get, but not one without some smiles to be had.

The level design is very linear but it keeps the game feeling fresh and engaging as it goes. It's just not something worth going for completion with because all you net are costumes which are fine but merely cosmetic.

It's worth a look if you're a SpongeBob and/or platformer fan, but do keep your expectations in check.

This game was made by a former slot machine desginer and it really shows.

idle bullet hell that runs at most 30 min. one or two runs a day is enough for me

Fun, but not anything mind-blowing. Very simple.

One of the ugliest games I've played to date. I think this game deserves to be shamed, if anything. It only exists to addict people and I am sad that it worked. There's really no interactivity to it and I hope that more games like this don't get popular in the future. All you do is move around, it's hardly even a game. It kinda just plays itself.

I don't think it makes it better when the former coinslot designer explicitly says he wants to take your time instead of your money.

ok, mas sla caguei um pouquinho honestamente, a formula é bem fraquinha, mas eu gosto do web swinging

The definitive Spider-Man experience. A nearly perfect game with super tight focus and understanding of Peter Parker as a character, masterfully blending years of comics, television and film into one cohesive package. The only complaint I have is that the combat can get a little samey, especially towards the end.
But you know a game is awesome when they offer you quick travel options, and you refuse to use them because it FEELS SO GOSH DANG GOOD TO SWING THROUGH NYC.
Anyways, great game lol
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Music rating: 3.5/5. Very cinematic and the big moments hit when they need to, but the lack of variety keeps anything from standing out too much besides the main theme, which reminds me a bit of Raimi and Elfman's scores for the original Spider-Man movies.

Absolutely underwhelming game, Forza Horizon 5 offers the exact same experience as its predecessor, just with prettier graphics. Same tedious progression system, dumb AI that drives in a perfect selected line and dialogues that must be written by a person who just found out what twitter is, at least it’s definitely the most cringe I’ve experienced in a game since Need for Speed Heat.

It’s not like the Forza Horizon games are bad arcade racing titles in general, it’s just that this new entry is absolutely lazy trying to improve itself in any way. Don’t change a working formular, I guess.