Mitsu
BACKER
2004
oh my god i found it
even the credits are fun, that's crazy
2006
this game was a 4.5 until toal happened and then it was just a constant ''yeah this is way better than i was expecting even after playing the other 2 routes'' so yeah
haruto is a better character than 95% of the cast from yakuza 3 to 5, and considering he's a literal baby who can't talk and barely walk, it's crazy
2019
it's fine. it's not bad, it's good, it's just not for me. honestly i just don't like this franchise that much
2020
I suck at drawing
2013
peggle but they used the bad stuff they introduced in blast for no reason but they made it faster so it gets a pass (sort of[not really])
catch me if you cAAAAAAAAAAAn
This takes everything GTA 3 ever stood for, spit on it, put it in a Starbucks Coffee, and then threw it into the ocean right next to the residual wastes. There's not a single element about this game that's well done, or not bugged. Minimap? Wrong. Can't even do a proper minimap. Missions? Bugged. All of them. AI doesn't even know how to do shit. Models? Look like absolute dogshit. Subtitles? THEY DON'T EVEN MATCH WHAT THEY SAY. Songs? Pretty sure they removed a ton of them (haven't confirmed, don't want to neither, it'd only add to my depression). Adding any new necessary mechanic like aiming grenades? Running faster? Nah, here's a weapon wheel we re-use from GTA 5 because we're lazy as shit and don't want to work.
This isn't the worst game i've ever played solely because it AT LEAST offers what used to be a real game to people who can't access it, but as someone who already played GTA 3 and wanted to replay all of its missions and see the story again: it fails. miserably. horribly. it's not even funny. it's just pathetic.
If i said what i want to say about these devs i'll get my review deleted, so all i'll say is: They should all be fired and never allowed to work in any piece of art ever again.
Waste of time. Waste of space. Waste of money (if you bought it...for some reason). It's been a long time since i'm this mad at something.
Go play the original. You're welcome.
This isn't the worst game i've ever played solely because it AT LEAST offers what used to be a real game to people who can't access it, but as someone who already played GTA 3 and wanted to replay all of its missions and see the story again: it fails. miserably. horribly. it's not even funny. it's just pathetic.
If i said what i want to say about these devs i'll get my review deleted, so all i'll say is: They should all be fired and never allowed to work in any piece of art ever again.
Waste of time. Waste of space. Waste of money (if you bought it...for some reason). It's been a long time since i'm this mad at something.
Go play the original. You're welcome.
2019
BEAUTIFUL RUBBER BULLETS. JUST LIKE MY CHINESE ADOPTED STEPFATHER POLICEMAN TOLD ME.
only giving this 2.5 because i had a lot of fun with it regardless of how bad the plot is, the fact it has 2 of the worst twists ever in videogame history, and how bad tanimura's combat was
only giving this 2.5 because i had a lot of fun with it regardless of how bad the plot is, the fact it has 2 of the worst twists ever in videogame history, and how bad tanimura's combat was
2019
there are not much times where i say ''i wish this game had more quests'' but this is one of those. it's so fucking good.
generational peak
generational peak
2020
hey guys did you know jill has some HUGE bazoongas???? pretty nice BACKPACK am i right fellas????? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
-Capcom, probably
-Capcom, probably
2023
cool concept honestly
2023
story characters and ost are better. really cool how they explain/show some of the characters back story from the 1st game. some good gameplay additions too. unfortunately the remaster is so fucking buggy.
2018
This review contains spoilers
BEAUTIFUL EYES. JUST LIKE MY BROTHER TOLD ME.