This might unironically be the best game ever made.

4.5 stars ONLY for the first 4 months of release. If I were playing today it would get a 1.5

Not good.

Why have I not beaten this yet

Best Mario Kart game

It's OKAY. Please, play it again, it really is not as good as you remember I promise. Still incredibly important to the craft, set the bar for future games. Very innovative, maybe too innovative for its own good, clearly way ahead of its time, thus the bugs, glitches, and straight-up bad design choices.

Losses stars for lack of gay sex.

How the mighty have fallen. And continue to fall.

Incredibly underrated

Best multiplayer FPS of our time.

Bad

Literal dog shit and a disgrace from the franchise.

No good.

Really good remake, unlike Majora.

Perfect.